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Indian Job market is HOT. I will say burning. I am doing 4th Job site gethoteljobs.com. I believe I will get one more. The new one will have one added feature for online interviews. Its still under study phase. We are trying to freeze the specs. If you need some hot IT jobs in India then try http://resourceindia.com, for banking and NBFC Jobs in Northern India try ImpalaJobs.com, just to be on a good placement agency’s database sign up at PlacementGuru.com and if u r looking for some hospiatlity jobs then try gethoteljobs.com. But If U need a good Geeky kind of Job try this -> Google Job Opportunities
I am sure the last one option will be of more interest to you.

Woman Dictionary

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = you’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = you’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron

You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you’r e dead)

Sanskrit Inspires Programming And Can Create New Business Opportunities For You
The greatest programming geek was born a fool. Exasperated at not being able to understand Sanskrit grammar, he prayed hard to Shiva, the God of Dance and Destruction. Finally deep in his meditation, he heard the hand-drum of Shiva called the dumroo, play five times on one side, and nine times on the other. He opened his eyes enlightened, and wrote down these fourteen sounds as the famous ‘Shiv Sutra’. Thus was born in India, in the estimated 5th century BC, the inspiration for all computer languages, as well as for all human languages and grammar. His name was Panini, and his book is simply called the ‘Ashtadhyayi’. It contains 3,959 sutras, or aphorisms that describe the structure of Sanskrit completely. According to the wikipedia, its mathematical structure has been compared to the Turing Machine, Widely considered the father of modern computing, the British mathematician Alan Turing introduced the idea of an abstract machine in 1936 to give a mathematically precise definition of an algorithm, and his work is used in computation theory. The impact of the Ashtadhyayi is tremendous. I just downloaded a whitepaper titled ‘Panini’s Grammar and Computer Science’ authored by Saroja Bhate and Subash Kak in1993. It states: “Computer-oriented studies on Asthadhyayi would also help to introduce AI (artificial intelligence), logic, and cognitive science as additional areas of study in the Sanskrit department of universities. This would allow the Sanskrit departments to complement the programme of the computer science departments. With the incorporation of these additional areas, a graduate of Sanskrit could hope to make useful contributions to the computer industry as well, particularly in the fields of natural language processing and artifical intelligence.” Make Sanskrit Mukt While digging deep into my research into Panini’s grammar, phonetics and phonology, I stumbled across an intruiging software. A freeware as in ‘muft’ software that interactively teaches students and scholars Panini’s grammar. Visit http://www.taralabalu.org/panini/. Alas, the software only runs on Windows, and is not muft. So I promptly wrote an email to its author, Dr Shivamurthy Swamiji, explaining why this software should be GPL-ed or LGPL-ed and pointed him to gnu.org for more info. And then as I researched further, I was stunned to find sanskrit engines, translation sites, lexicon software, dictionaries, libraries, fonts, and a whole lot more devoted to this eternal language. You could visit http://sanskrit.inria.fr/portal.html to get a headstart on the resources available. Another fascinating project is available at http://sanskrit.inria.fr/. According to its author, “the site reflects an ongoing project of Sanskrit processing on a comprehensive software platform. The project is based on a structured lexicographic database, and on the Zen library of computational linguistics tools, implemented in Pidgin ML, functional core of the Objective Caml programming language. The Zen library and its documentation are available as free software under the Gnu General Public License from the Zen site.” In simple English: Rejoice! Here’s some significant work on sanskrit, that’s muft and mukt. Closer home, the Centre for Development in Advanced Computing, or C-DAC has been working on Sanskrit since 1990. Its Indian Heritage Group based in Bangalore recently published its Sanskrit Authoring System (SAS). Find out more at http://www.cdac.in/html/connect/3q2000/art10a.htm. Sanskrit can move still further from pure research to pure technology. I wonder when will the software industry wake up and create jobs for sanskrit experts at Infosys, Wipro, TCS, Microsoft, Oracle, IBM, Adobe, Google, Intel, and all the other major software companies of the world. Panini shared the secrets of Shiva’s dumroo to the world like a true opensource evangelist. You and I need to make sure in the poisoned world of proprietory software and software patents, Panini’s sounds of the dumroo continue to ring loud with the beats of freedom.

Inspired by the vision of Osho. Niyam Bhushan is a leading technology writer, editor, columnist, with a background in graphic design. He consults and trains in digital imagery. He has been using computers across several platforms since 1982, and loves the freedom and power offered by GnuLinux.
Email: freedomyug at linuxforu dot com
© 2005 Niyam Bhushan. First published in LinuxForYou magazine, www.linuxforu.com. Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved. In Hindi, ‘muft’ means ‘free of cost’, and ‘mukt’ means ‘with freedom.’

Visit this Ubuntu and this also Knoppix
One of my Chandigarh Linux Group Member gave me 5-6 Ubuntu CDs. The only good thing about Ubuntu CDs I found was that they were shipped totally free and were available for 64 Bit Processors. But I had Knoppix wid me for 3 years and its much better than Ubuntu.
I will be exploring Ubuntu more. I too order more CDs.
I love free stuff

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