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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on
and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system. Send warning to five friends. If you do not have 5 friends you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may
require a more generous application.

This was sent by Visarpi, OOPS Pallavi
A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A reporter was seeing all this.

He said “That was great. I’ll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be
‘LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG”.

The man replied “Thank you, but I’m not from here. I am from US.”

Reporter ” OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A
DOG”.

Man: Actually, I live in US but I’m not a US citizen. I’m a Pakistani national”.

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TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG

I have been trying to plan a website that will MAP our family tree. I have seen many sites, I mean family sites but none impressed me.
I just visited http://apnifamily.com/index.html. The very first foto on site looks funny and reminds me of another Sharma I remember. His name is Deepak Sharma, was doing LLB from Punjab University Chandigarh when I last heard about him. He was a…, what shud I call him. I can just say that I have seen many Sharmas like him. One of my cousin is like him. Anyway, he is not my goal. My goal is to have some idea as how to make a tree, a family tree.
Developing a tree is not a simple thing. I had studied Tree Structures in my Data Structures classes. Man I used to fear Data Structures, although I do use them very often but I cud never solve those classical problems. I am still trying to write a comprehensive class that can create a tree using a simple database. I struggled to create one and I did create but I am still not satisfied. I think every node shud have only one info that is who is its ancestor. And a simple logic can draw the tree. BUT. But in this case I need to start from a child node. Not good.
I can talk endless on trees. Read this instead ->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_data_structure
Now, if we have wheel do we need to reinvent it???
Answer is NO!.
There are n number of prducts that can generate famiy trees.
Again, which is best
I think its best to wait and keep planning.

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

I just love reading Dilbert.