Shameless Self Promotion ;-) ™ © ℠ ®

I am a lonely guy.
I need a girl frend.
If u r a “femelle de beautifull” U can be my Girl Friend.
Why should you be my Girl Friend?

• I support Open Source.
• I love Linux.
• I love coding.
• I can install Linux on ur box w/out destroying precious data on ur Hard drive and will trun ur machine in to dual boot machine.
• I can teach you PHP/MySQL/JavaScript.
• I can teach you CSS/XHTML1.0 and how to develop web pages w/out using tables?
• I dont wear specs
• I have a bike and U will be the first to pair with me. I mean U will be the first one who will be with me on my bike. Yes my mom, my dad, behans, bhais and bhabhis have been wid me but NO GIRL FREND EVER.
• I am totally free on Sundays, most of the time, if I am not with PC.
• I have DSL Line and we can chat if u r not willing to go out
• I have a Cell also and we can talk unlimited if U using Airtel. alternativley U can get Airtel, (use ur own money, please, it will make increase your selfesteem. )
• I can give u Gmail account.
• I hate SMOKING

Before you grab this prestigious position, please read

• You must know how to use keyboard and mouse.
• If u r using Windows I will install Linux on UR machine. Please keep a 5 GB partition free.
• You must have a DSL line. A dialup is line will also do. But If u have a cam get DSL
• If U dont have Yahoo! messenger please install it.
• If u have a Kinetic/Honda Activa/Nova/Scooty Please bring ur vehicle wen we go on a date. I will not bring mine. I belive in oil conservation.
• I believe Women shud have equal rights. so we will b sharing all the expenses.
• As I told U I support open source so I am free. I am free to explore. Please dont stop me if I am talking to your friend or room mate.
• I drink.

If you feel that U can BEAR me please get in touch.

Prateek have a blog.
So what? I too have a blog.
Prateek and me have some things in common. We both are members of LinuxEra.com. This is a forum I am trying, I shud say “we” are trying, to promote Linux in Chandigarh. I joined the group in April. I saw group was inactive. Very few ppl were actively taking part in any kind of activity. Infact there was no activity. the group was basically a Yahoo! Group. I came in contact with Navdeep. He had some webspace and a domain name.
Guess what??
We launched a PHPBB forum on his domain.
Asked members on Yahoo! Group to join us. Now the members are groing. (Honestly not much .) Then suddenly we have another website by our moderator on Yahoo! Group. Jugadi.com.
Now I cud see my aim of a community was getting sidelined. I posted a comment on Jugadi.com regarding this. May be Arminder hav read it.
What do I want???
I just want

• A localized group of experts promoting Linux
• A simple guy who uses PC for his personal use like gaming, watching movies, Playing MP3s, back office jobs b able to use Linux as he is using M$ WinBlows now.
• Lots of Linux goodies for me and everyone

Lets hope for the best. I am gonna get a new movie tonight. I had planned to hit the chandigarh Pinjore road this weekend on my Splendour with ____ Upneesh my frend. I am still looking for a GF.

I dont watch movies.

OK. I admit it. I do watch movies but not all.
Love stories- Never!. OK I did. I had to. some times U can’t avoid those moments when she says aap bhi naa kisi kaam ke nahi ho and UR Rock Solid Heart which wont give up even if ur dual boot system refuses to boot with any kind of recovery disk gives up. I watched Main Prem ki diwani hun(). Just coz… Yaar she is not talking to me now
Action- One time
Fiction- hummm can be thot of but not all star war and monster movies. Did watch Jurassic park and then later I found that in all Monster movies, the monster becomes intelligent, it learns “how to open a door”, “how to sniff humans ONLY” and “how to do all those things that will put the hero in a dangerous position” I do like some movies just for the story and action and effects used. Obviously my due to my geeky nature Matrix Trilogy is one of my favs.
Comedy- The best time pass. I wud prefer Haseena man jayegi, and any Givinda/David/Karishma Flick over any Akki/Priynaka/Shilpa/Dharmesh Darshan Flick. No strain. No tension. Just laugh. Hollywood Flicks I like , its a long list…
The one movie I like is Guide. Why? Story yaar.
So to use my extra special power of writing, I mean blogging, I thot I shud write regular reviwes of the movies I watch So I am going to post reviews of

Bunty and bablee
Do I need to say Labels sell. Bunty and Bablee(BnB) sold due to this reaso only. I am happy that I just borrowed the CD and watched it on my PC(I normally use my PC as a theatre system). I was planning to watch this movie with bhaiyya and bhaabhi. Bhaiyya after wathcing said,”Agar bete yeh movie hum theatre me dekhne jaate to bill tere sir par daalta”.
BnB is USELESS. Pathetic. BORE I dont know how BIG B and AB Baby agreed to work in this movie and Rani too. No one including me watched the complete movie. I was waiting for Kajrare Kajrare and U know this song is forcefully fitted in the movie and is not as good as u think is. My verdict. Dont watch BnB
Sarkar
If u had ever watched GODFATHER then please forget that movie. If u know bal thackery then forget him too. Watch this movie just for performences as the story is obvius one. Only thing is that U see AB Baby is growing. He can act. And can act well. Good movie to watch. I will give 6.5 out of 10 to this movie. But RGV cud have done far more better. And one more thing. Katrina Kaif is in guest appearence. I saw her in 3-4 shots.
7-1/2 Phere
Comedy. Irrfan, Yes its double “r” in Irrfan and Juhi are natural in this movie. Good movie. I just laughed thru the movie. Fun filled. I suggest U keep a copy of this movie with you. Although U cant watch this movie every day, but its refreshing movie. Except Irrfan and Juhi there is no bright star in the movie but the stars presnt in the movie had done their job very well.
7.5 out of 10 from me. Wait… make it 8.5/10.

A Web developer’s life is like this wen he finds some browser compatibility issue.
aisi error ko dekha hum ne line no 34 par,
hamne brain nikal rakh diya line no 34 par,
mera chain wain sab ujda,
zalim eroor ha ja re,
barbad ho rahe hain geeeeeeee…….
coding karne wale,
Meri error na tute,
browser bhi kamaal karte hain,
kabi script run karte hain kabi error thro karte hain
haye
error to batate nahi,
bas harasa hi karti hain…
mera dard to kabhi rukta nahi,
mera gam to chupaye bhi chupta nahi…
ajaye koi coding correct karne wala
barbad ho rahe hain geeeeeeee…….

VERY ORIGINAL. WITTEN BY ME. PLEASE COPY IT W/OUT PERMISSION.
THANX A LOT

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