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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

I just love reading Dilbert.

I am a lonely guy.
I need a girl frend.
If u r a “femelle de beautifull” U can be my Girl Friend.
Why should you be my Girl Friend?

• I support Open Source.
• I love Linux.
• I love coding.
• I can install Linux on ur box w/out destroying precious data on ur Hard drive and will trun ur machine in to dual boot machine.
• I can teach you PHP/MySQL/JavaScript.
• I can teach you CSS/XHTML1.0 and how to develop web pages w/out using tables?
• I dont wear specs
• I have a bike and U will be the first to pair with me. I mean U will be the first one who will be with me on my bike. Yes my mom, my dad, behans, bhais and bhabhis have been wid me but NO GIRL FREND EVER.
• I am totally free on Sundays, most of the time, if I am not with PC.
• I have DSL Line and we can chat if u r not willing to go out
• I have a Cell also and we can talk unlimited if U using Airtel. alternativley U can get Airtel, (use ur own money, please, it will make increase your selfesteem. )
• I can give u Gmail account.
• I hate SMOKING

Before you grab this prestigious position, please read

• You must know how to use keyboard and mouse.
• If u r using Windows I will install Linux on UR machine. Please keep a 5 GB partition free.
• You must have a DSL line. A dialup is line will also do. But If u have a cam get DSL
• If U dont have Yahoo! messenger please install it.
• If u have a Kinetic/Honda Activa/Nova/Scooty Please bring ur vehicle wen we go on a date. I will not bring mine. I belive in oil conservation.
• I believe Women shud have equal rights. so we will b sharing all the expenses.
• As I told U I support open source so I am free. I am free to explore. Please dont stop me if I am talking to your friend or room mate.
• I drink.

If you feel that U can BEAR me please get in touch.