Movie Review: Dus

Posted by Kumar Chetan on September 04, 2005

B4 u read more about my opinion, I will give this movie 3.5/5 rating means you shud watch this movie.
Why?
Read my opinion.
The movie is based on *Stallone’s Law.

  • Arabic tunes. Deedar de is gud hummable song. But like all other come and go things it will also pass. I watched the movie just for this song.
  • Can be seen stunts. I read this in newpaper and was thinking why don’t people leave their brain at home when they watch Hindi movies. Infact when they watch Movies. Read Stallone’s Law.
  • The film begins with our own Desi copy of FBI Team. Every one is in Black Dress. Smart. Not the one you see on Indian police system. Infact I never saw so beautiful coplove struck, Shilpa Shetty. Yes Sushmita Sen looks smart and good in Samay, but Shilpa is so ###y.
  • Our team has our own Ofiicer Sanju, Officer AB Baby and Zayed Khan with ###y Shilpa. Hey Diya is also in the movie and I saw SenSation and Suniel/Sunil/Suneel Shetty too.
  • The movie begins with AB Baby and Mr. Khan shaking their legs and then they with their team detonate a bomb. I never saw a real bomb disposal squal wrking w/out protection gear. Stallone’s Law.
  • Then sudden twist in the movieworried, some terrorist groups have planned to do some thing dangerous. And our heroes + Heroine are the only who can stop them. Obviously thats the reason film was made.
  • Kahani me ek aur Twist. It has been decide by Indian Govt. that our team shud be sacked or put on other jobs and they have just 7-8 days left to Unearth the plan and save innocent ppls and themself too. Or else they will loose their suits and will have to wear the Khaki Uniform. Team is under Pressure.
  • Now if they need to stop that terroristdevil, ATANKWADI, they must go to Canada.
  • So no one else than our own BRAND NEW HERO AB Baby and Mr. Zayed Khan are sent to Canada.
  • BTW did I mention you Eisha Deol is also in the moviethinking.
  • And wen AB Baby & Z Khan are in Canada they encounter Gulshan G and Suniel/Sunil/Suneel Shetty and Miss SenSation. and the story is obvious

Now this movie reminds me of Stallone’s Law at every moment. AB Baby and Z Khan are trapped in a car which will explode if they applied BRAKES. nailbiting DEADLY. HORRIBLE. Our Heroes jump out of car and car explodes. Bravo our heroesapplause. But who applied the brakes???

*One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once. It’s called Stallone’s Law.

Love Marriage Vs. Arranged Marriage

Posted by Kumar Chetan on September 01, 2005

Love Marriage Arranged Marriage
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like. Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain. Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible
Family system hangs because hardware (called parents) is not responding. Compatible with hardware (Parents).
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life. You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc. All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy. Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!
Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n seductive…. Yet one never knows when it will crash…. Arranged Marriage is like Unix… boring n colorless… still extremely reliable n robust.
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