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Kyaa baap apna to lottery lag giya. 1 nahi. 2 nahi pure 3 ladki log ne apne blog par comment kiya.
Bad luck for all these girls. No one of them has still contacted me. I am sure they will miss chance of the life time. Anyway I will be soon releasing my revised version of NEED A GF blog post. I need to do more self promotion. I have found that my photo did attract gals but they still need to know more about me and all the added advantages I have.
Sumathi, Rashmi and Vanathi thanks for your comments. I really appreciate your efforts. I will try to get you some extra features if you are still interested in the offer.
Did any one notice all the comment posters names end with “i” and all are girls and all are from (I think) sothern part of India. This again proves
a) South Indian Girls are smart
b) Northern Indian Girls have attitude problem. Wake up. Soon I will be 26 years old and you have still not noticed some one living around you.
c) I can blog.
But I need to learn english grammer. I was really surprised when Vanathi said my way of writing is good. I doubt myself. Although I have been student editor of for 2 years for my senior secondry school’s magazine’s english section and mind it I was chosen from 150 students.
Still In this post I will like to thank all the readers who put their valuable time to read my post.
I am getting emotional. Meri aankh me aanso a gaye hain.
Back to the point. What attracts a girl?
a) Humour, I do have a sense of humour still no GF
b) Beauty, I am not smart that may be the reason girls dont look at me.
c) Wealth like Bikes and cars, I have a bike but no girl looks at me.
d) Chocolates, I myself love chocolates
e) Cold drinks, I dont like cold drinks at all
f) Pizzas, YUCK!! I love Indian and that too Punjabi food. Sorry to all the countrymen but I really dont like Dosa. Uttapam is OK.
g) I dont know more points
Can you ppl help me in my study?
Waiting for your feedback. Girls please send me your comments. You may win all expense paid(by you) trip to USA or any country of your choice. There is no last date.

This is my Brand New Photo. Mah says,”You look manly”. I think I look like grown up. Am going to be 26 soon. Very small time is left. So less. I dont know how to manage. Too many Girls and am the only guy. How can I manage? I had to hide myself in my office. If I venture out there will be riots on the roads. All the girls will dump their BFs and will say,”Eho munda chahida hai.”(I just need this guy). And their BFs will be aftrer my life. I avoid going in chatrooms. Coz as soon as I enter into chat rooms am spammed by private messages by Girls. On the top of it all want to see me on webcam. Life is some time very hard. Some time you feel sorry for having just one life. Last year, I had to break up with Aishwarya last year. I always trsuted her. Even when ppl were spreading news about her and Salman and then her break up with Salman and with Vivek. I trusted her. After the break up news spread I had to change my cell no. Why? I was spammed by girls phone calls. All wanted to take Aish’s position. I felt very sorry for all the girls.
Ok No more Day dreaming. Mah is the only married female known to me whom I can call my Girl Friend. But she is in Iran. Firt of all there is no chance that she will divocre her husband and 2ndly come to India. Bad Luck. Not mine. Mah’s bad luck. She was late. If any Girl is reading this she may contact me. I am sure you dont want to be unlucky. After I turn 26 I will be turning 27 and 28 and so on…. So girls there is very less time. Offer till stock lasts. Contact me ASAP. Or you will miss the chance of life time.

My recent study of 20 years has shown me a new side of democracy and autocracy and the ways to find what kind of rule is in a home. To find the ruler just locate TV and its remote control. Make sure every one is sitting infornt of TV. And then notice who controls the TV.
In a democratic family every one will be fighting for the remote control. Brothers and sisters cursing each other. Couples fighting.
In aristocratic setup, Mom and dad commanding, “Go to study/sleep now. Yeh badon ka program hai”. Or Grandpas shouting,”I want X news channel”, where X= News Channel Brand Name.
And in my case My bro or my niece hold the remote and command. My case is more worst. If my bro and niece and me all are at home and my bro has control over TV Remote Control, then am forced to turn on PC and as soon as I login and start working over some document my niece will just attack and will take over the PC. She even wont allow me to save files.
Back at my home in Ludhiana, dad is the ruler. He will either watch Cricket matches or religious channels. I am a known aethist and dont like cricket at all. You can imagine my position. And if Dad is not controlling TV then mom is controlling TV. Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi.
At my Mama g’s place the system is democratic. There is utter chaos some time and some time pindrop silence. My cousin Bro and sisters have agreed upon some rules, like My bro will not touch the remote when Kyonki kind of serials are on and my sisters wont touch the remote when some Cricket match is on. But when am at their place, the remote is with me.I watch Cartoon/Discovery/ETC Punjabi/Channel [V]/MTV/HBO/Star Movie. Same democratic setup was in our hostel. We used to watch Most Voted for TV channel or else used to enjoy FM.
At my place in Chandigarh my niece is the ruler. She will issue orders, get this and get that, she will call me and say chup kar jao.
BTW she is just a small kid of 5 yrs.

I just happen to provide my Professional services to a new client. This client of mine is going to open a KPO. The idea is to solve Mathematical problems of school going kids. To start with they will be helping kids in US in their homework.
Latest news from UK. The top positions in UK are manned by Indians. KEEEWWL.
Every one knows Indian Docs and Scientists work for majority of US research facilities.
Intel/Microsoft/Sun/Name any other big company, every one swaer by Indians.
Now I am very much sure one day US will have their Prseident outsourced from India. Indians will rule Britain and Canada will be another part of Punjab.
I dont remember the lines exactly but they said like this
“Mit gaye dunia se misr-o-rom,
kuch to hai hasti
ke duniya me nishan aaj bhi hind ka kayam hai”
Meaning: The civilisation of Egypt and the empire of great Rome is no more but there is some thing that India is still alive.