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I had said Chaitanya that the post will be titled “work of literary exception by club of ppl who dont want publicity or nobel prize”, but this title wil spoil the formatting of my blog.
First who is Chaitanya?
She, YES SHE, is one of the girls who are not sure to join my club or not. The following is conversation that took place between me and her on her blog. The post was not a big issue but a small “I feel lonely”, issue.
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Kumar Chetan said…

>>When you miss somebody, somebody will miss you…
Does it really happens? I doubt. Seriusly u r trying to run away from reality. B a human. Accept it.
OR
U better join my Lonely Hearts Club. Many positions are vacant. Only the seat of president has been occupied by (and that too by default will remain with) me. Better hurry up or u will not b able to join me.

I had to edit my Komment wen I read ur profile again. U r not a MAN but Human/Femme Fatale. AFAIK Chaitnya is a named normally used by Bengalis for males.
I need to learn.

13/12/05 2:44 PM

chaitanya said…

>>>>When you miss somebody, somebody will miss you…
Does it really happens? I doubt. Seriusly u r trying to run away from reality. B a human. Accept it.

Kumar… i know whats the reality thats why i said “i WISH if its true and happens!!” when vanathi said “When you miss somebody, somebody will miss you”.

>>U better join my Lonely Hearts Club. Many positions are vacant. Only the seat of president has been occupied by (and that too by default will remain with) me. Better hurry up or u will not b able to join me.

thanks for the offer
i love to be alone… i enjoy my lonliness

>>I had to edit my Komment wen I read ur profile again. U r not a MAN but Human/Femme Fatale. AFAIK Chaitnya is a named normally used by Bengalis for males.

Happens with almost with everyone, in my case. “Chaitanya” is usually named for males(even in this part of world). Girls also will have the name “chaitanya” but something added to it… like for ex “chaitanya deepika” etc. But my name is just “Chaitanya”.
Whats in name after all

13/12/05 2:56 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

This is the reason why v dont grow. nobody wants to join my club. even wen am offering senior positions. Unity is strength.
Regarding name. Ppl always think my name is Chetan Kumar.
I am Kumar Chetan not Chetan Kumar and some of my pals RENAMED me Kumar i Chetan a
I think U got
Cheer up.
Last (Not the last last) call for u 2 join my club. Join for free. No fees.

13/12/05 3:13 PM

chaitanya said…

>>This is the reason why v dont grow. nobody wants to join my club. even wen am offering senior positions. Unity is strength.

>>Regarding name. Ppl always think my name is Chetan Kumar.
I am Kumar Chetan not Chetan Kumar and some of my pals RENAMED me Kumar i Chetan a
I think U got

Yeah… got that

>> Last (Not the last last) call for u 2 join my club. Join for free. No fees.

what position will you offer me?

13/12/05 3:20 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

any but not president
U cant be sr to me as u r joining after me

13/12/05 3:46 PM

chaitanya said…

>>U cant be sr to me as u r joining after me

you mean to say… you are the only one in your group

Sr… what?

13/12/05 3:52 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

Me, President of Lonely Hearts Club, offers you a Sr., sr = senior, Positiosn.
I see you live in southern part of India so u can take over southern area.
Rule no 1
U will no go against Ur President.
Rule no 2
U kant have a BF untill unless ur President finds a GF.
Rest of the rules
Please read rule 1 and 2 again.
U got some Yahoo! or GTalk ID???

13/12/05 3:57 PM

chaitanya said…

>>Me, President of Lonely Hearts Club, offers you a Sr., sr = senior, Positiosn.

smart,i know that sr means senior… was asking about the position.. Sr… what?

>>Rule no 1
U will no go against Ur President.

But how do i know what the president does

>>Rule no 2
U kant have a BF untill unless ur President finds a GF.

never, even after that.

btw… was asking details about your club… but when did i agree to join?

13/12/05 4:05 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

This is cheating

I gave u details about my secret club and now u r not ready to join it.
Better alone than bad company.
My offer is closed now.
U lost opportunity of life time.
I really feel sorry for you.

13/12/05 4:12 PM

chaitanya said…

true right…
i didn’t say yes to join the club… was just asking details

one more qn… what does this Lonely Hearts Club do actually?

13/12/05 4:14 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

currently nothing, but the club does like to go on a stroll on Sukhna lake, Sec 17 and Loves cooking sometime, Chill out with frends if they are around and more stuff like this. But y r u askin if u dont want to join

13/12/05 4:22 PM

chaitanya said…

simply… knowledge is wealth right… hence

i think i better stay alone… i won’t fit in your club

13/12/05 4:27 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

I end all the conversation related to my Lonely Hearts Club here.
I just got following
ERROR
Following error occured in SQL query

update employer where id=’2′

Error message:You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ‘where id=’2” at line 1 Resource id #3
If u plan to stay alone whole life I mean Bachelor U can join my Bachelor’s Club

13/12/05 4:33 PM

chaitanya said…

how many clubs do you have???

13/12/05 4:34 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

I am president of following clubs
Lonely Hearts Club
Bachelor’s Club
Betrayed BFs of Aishwarya Rai Club
Hate Salman Khaan Club
Big No To Love Stories Club
Club of People Looking For Connection Betweenn Iran & India
…

(… three dots in mathematics mean so on or continue)

13/12/05 4:47 PM

chaitanya said…

Oh my G…

Why don’t you maintain a club to maintain all these clubs

13/12/05 4:52 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

Chaitnya I have that club.
Wanna Join

13/12/05 4:55 PM

chaitanya said…

lol

i think i have enough things to keep myself busy now

will tell you when i get bored of my lonliness and my hobbies (don’t think that will ever happen)

13/12/05 4:57 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

hey chaitnya
all this was funny
am gonna post all this to my blog
Kan I???
Y am i asking u coz u own 50% rights on the stuff.
The post will be titled as
“work of literary exception by club of ppl who dont want publicity or nobel prize”

13/12/05 5:00 PM

chaitanya said…

yeah… you can

are you going to post this as an interview ?

13/12/05 5:04 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

Interview ??
Yes it will be like
Chaitanya Interview Kumar Chetan, the guy who refused Nobel prize for everything.

13/12/05 5:07 PM

chaitanya said…

how smart

13/12/05 5:09 PM

Kumar Chetan said…

Thanks for appreciation.
I have noticed people at last find the truth. U also did find Chaitanya.

13/12/05 5:25 PM

chaitanya said…

13/12/05 5:30 PM

Now some analysis of the above will reveal this

• Dont work & blog side by side. U will find stupid errors like I did.
• Girls in any part of India are alike. U need lot of patience to explain them.
• Today afternoon I was again free.
• The last few comments were posted in 30 minutes duration. This duration cud have been smaller if both had started using some IM tool.
• Chaitanya still dont want to join any of my club. She will repent this.