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NSTP.
Whats that???
Its an abbrevation. The term was coined by me. Like all great men on this planet I have coined many terms. LIFST Box, NSTP and Phi9 are fewor them.
Jan 2003, one of my uncle and me were having a stroll on on Sukhna Lake Chandigarh. Like me he also is a lover of natural things. Sukhna is man made. Anyway the girls are not. Some one called GOD created them and create a lot of problems. GOD is also responsible for many more problems. Anyway. He lookead around and said, “This place is good and I like it. You can come here and do CHAKSHU VYAYYAM.”
CHAKSHU = Eye
VYAYYAM = Exercise
My face was like
He said, “Dude dont tell me you dont know about CY.”
I said, “Really uncle. I dont know wat it is.”
Uncle: “Dude, you have ruined the name of mankind. I didnt expect this from you. I always thot you are knowledgable person. ”
Me:
Uncle: “OK son, CY is nothing but looking at ___ beautiful girls.”
Me:”, shi_ I calll it NSTP”.
Uncle:” and wat does NSTP stands for.”
Me:” Nayan Sukh Time Pass.”
NSTP is nothing but relief for your eyes. This term is used buy guys widely. They just change the letters but the real meaning is same. You just look at butiful gals. . This is purely doen to kill time and give relief to your eyes. Good exercise. Like every other exercise you need to take care while doing it. This exercise must be done quitley. No one except you shud know that you are doingh this exercise.
Today, I did this exercie.
Why?
In one of my recent post I claimed that I seldom go out. True. But I live in an autocratic setup. My niece, The Princess has ordered me to take her to Lake. Obviously she is the autocrate and I being a normal person in this setup today took her for a stroll on lake. Bhabhi g was also with me. We went for boating and Nanmun, my niece, she was not getting out of the boat. I had to shelve extra 30 Rs for the boat. She wasnt satis fied wen she was going home. Money is some time really a useless thing. You really cant buy everything to make a kid happy. Tough job. But I got worth of my money. I had promised her that I will take her to lake and I kept my words. She was still saying, “Chacha G I want to touch ducks.” I tried my best that she cud touch a duck. Called ducks by every name I cud use,”Ducky Ducky, hello, puchi puchi, hey baby, come on. come near.” But Ducks knew I am an omnivore. Or they heard me saying,”these ducks look Delicious.”
There was a time, when me and Shubhranshu used go for evening walk on lake. We used to do NSTP and discuss why the hell MS is more popular than Linux. Sweet memories.