NSTP

Posted by Kumar Chetan on December 20, 2005

NSTP.
Whats that???
Its an abbrevation. The term was coined by me. Like all great men on this planet I have coined many terms. LIFST Box, NSTP and Phi9 are fewor them.
Jan 2003, one of my uncle and me were having a stroll on on Sukhna Lake Chandigarh. Like me he also is a lover of natural things. Sukhna is man made. Anyway the girls are not. Some one called GOD created them and create a lot of problems. GOD is also responsible for many more problems. Anyway. He lookead around and said, “This place is good and I like it. You can come here and do CHAKSHU VYAYYAM.”
CHAKSHU = Eye
VYAYYAM = Exercise
My face was like confused
He said, “Dude dont tell me you dont know about CY.”
I said, “Really uncle. I dont know wat it is.”
Uncle: “Dude, you have ruined the name of mankind. I didnt expect this from you. I always thot you are knowledgable person. ”
Me:worried
Uncle: “OK son, CY is nothing but looking at ___ beautiful girls.”
Me:”d'oh, shi_ I calll it NSTP”.
Uncle:”thinking and wat does NSTP stands for.”
Me:”happy Nayan Sukh Time Pass.”
NSTP is nothing but relief for your eyes. This term is used buy guys widely. They just change the letters but the real meaning is same. You just look at butiful gals. love struck. This is purely doen to kill time and give relief to your eyes. Good exercise. Like every other exercise you need to take care while doing it. This exercise must be done quitley. No one except you shud know that you are doingh this exercise.
Today, I did this exercie.
Why?
In one of my recent post I claimed that I seldom go out. True. But I live in an autocratic setup. My niece, The Princess has ordered me to take her to Lake. Obviously she is the autocrate and I being a normal person in this setup today took her for a stroll on lake. Bhabhi g was also with me. We went for boating and Nanmun, my niece, she was not getting out of the boat. I had to shelve extra 30 Rs for the boat. She wasnt satis fied wen she was going home. Money is some time really a useless thing. You really cant buy everything to make a kid happy. Tough job. But I got worth of my money. I had promised her that I will take her to lake and I kept my words. She was still saying, “Chacha G I want to touch ducks.” I tried my best that she cud touch a duck. Called ducks by every name I cud use,”Ducky Ducky, hello, puchi puchi, hey baby, come on. come near.” But Ducks knew I am an omnivore. Or they heard me saying,”these ducks look Delicious.”
There was a time, when me and Shubhranshu used go for evening walk on lake. We used to do NSTP and discuss why the hell MS is more popular than Linux. Sweet memories.

Move It Move It

Posted by Kumar Chetan on December 19, 2005

Ok Pals, I do take out some time for my fav stuff.
ANIMATIONS.
Cartoon Network is my Fav Channel Then Pogo then Discovery then NatGeo Then History then MTV then Channel [V] Star Movies HBO…
(… means and so on)
OK lets Move It Move It.
I just watched Madagascar. Its a fun Movie and I like the Lemur King and Penguins. U can see a team of dedicated penguins who think that they are part of some consipiracy to keep them in the zoo.
The overall movie is fun to watch. Its really fun to see a Lion and a Zebra as friend and Lion. You see what the real friend ship is. Must watch it.

Enjoy week end??

Posted by Kumar Chetan on December 17, 2005

Krish commented on my previous post and in the end said enjoy ur weekend! Below is my expression.
WEEKEND: confused Woh kya hota hai?? Whats that??
WEEKEND: straight face WEEKEND??
WEEKEND: I don't know - New! Muje nahi pata?? I dont know??
WEEKEND: thinking WEEKEND?
I seldom find a weekend in my current life. I am working on sundays too. Bad luck. Not mine. Bad luck for Krish. He will be using his precious sunday for watching TV or sleeping or some thing like that.
Edited Again:
FYI, I am an enterprenaur. Being an enterpreaur means U r devoted. I live in

  • Australian Time Zone
  • Indian Time Zone
  • UK Time Zone
  • US Time Zone
  • Canadian Time Zone
  • Iranian Time Zone, for my personal Reasons

This doesnt mean am glued to my PC. I run for meetings. Go for sales calls. Demos. Manage 30 Clients. Am developing a team also.
Earning money and looking at cute girls is second thing I also like to do and fail on both fronts. My personal financial condition is never stable due to some unknown reasons. I don't know - New!
I take off from my hectic life now and then. Even one of my client was surprised to see me not working on one weekend. Bhupinder if got a call from my cell will be shocked and say, U r not working today.
I guess its my way of not geting dukhi. or saying bbye to useless heart breaking episodes. U dont get time for urself so u dont get time to go out so u dont look at girls and so u dont fall in love and so u dont go thru that Pain and so just go thru the pain in neck or back that is curable. and U live ur life happily. Although u may suffer

  • hypertension
  • loss in eyesight
  • pain in neck
  • pain in back
  • waist size increment
  • addiction to blogging

Life is like that ;-)