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I have found, in fact realised this that I am very popular.

OK. Lets be honest. People read my blog. Too much for me. I was really Shocked/Hairan/Pareshan/Afraid when I read first comment on my blog.

I told myself, “dude ppl read ur blog…”.
Why???
I am very bad at English. English is not my native language. I dont have any literary skills. I am even not grajuate. I mean GRADUATE. Even don’t read books. The literature I read normally consists of newspaper, online manuals of Linux related stuff and blogs. Also SMS and bumper stickers and sher-o-shayari painted on trucks, auto rickshaws and on walls.
But still am popular.
Then Why do I blog?
The public is demanding and am blogging.
(This is exaggeration)
Recently 2 of my blogger pals decided to take leave from blogging world. They know the reason why. I dont know why they started blogging but I guess I should tell everyone why do I blog?
Once upon a time I had one very good friend. She, YES SHE, I REALLY MEAN A GIRL, was close to my heart. Correction. She is still close to my heart but the HAD part is true. We both were good friend and now I guess only I am a friend. She suddenly forgot me. Guess what will happen to you if some one cuts off one of you organ even if that organ is useless. Its painful. Very Painful. So what to do now. Find some thing that will help you to forget her. I started working on Linuxera.com. Configured and installed the forum on the site. Started actively taking part in Linux promotion in Chandigarh.
But that didnt help me. I wanted to stay alone.
I decided to dump my useless thoughts some where. I thought, hey dude lets start writing. May be I will win some Booker or Nobel.
WRITE.
WRITE.
WRITE.
HOW?
After using PC for last 6+ years I almost forgot how to write. Believe me the best encryption tool in the world is my handwriting. I will write and no body will be able to read what I have written. My handwriting is bad/worse/YUKK!!… I dont have words to describe.
My dad tried every trick to make me handwriting readable. He had lost the hope of making my hand writing good when I was 6 years old. Till date I avoid writing anything in front of my dad. In case of handwriting and education I am really a DARK black spot on my family’s reputation. Anyway.
So writing a book was no way possible. Then I remembered I have once create a blogger account. Lets start punching in the thoughts. Here I go. Till this time I was using Blogs for SEO research part. Now I started punching in what I thought.
I am still not able to forget her but I accepted one truth she forgot me.
How can she do this?
Nothing is impossible in this world. In fact impossible says I M POSSIBLE. I miss her. Really. But I have found a way out. Dump my thoughts here.
When I am done dumping my thoughts I will read them and…delete them. See how clever I am. I didnt want sad thoughts to accumulate inside me. I dump them out side on this blog. Then I dont want people to see sad side of my life and console me so I delete them. So Sad thoughts just come out of me and they are deleted also. No one is able to read my dukh bhari kahani and feel sad about it. So neither I feel sad nor any body else.
One more good thing. I get to interact with many blogger. I have saw many blogs which are attracting traffic just coz of their owner. Not because of their quality of writings. Some are more like a discussion thread. I dont reply comments on my blog. Why? Hey come on. This is a blog. This is not a discussion forum. If I am replying back to comments that means either reader didnt read and understand my post or I forgot to mention some point which I will be explaining reader in my replies. Instead of replying to comments I will edit the post.
So this blog is more of pain killer for me. Now for every pain or problem I will dump my thoughts to this blog. If they are acceptable and look sane to me I will publish else delete them. I blogged for my bike, for Mah, for Airtel ppl spoiling my Lohri, BSOD and for HER also. And I didnt delete that post. Incidentally no one read that post. Good.
And when I did post seriusly ppl laughed at my post. For them my post was funny. Sorry Unaiza and Vanathi, that wasn’t a funny post. Hey but they smiled. That post earned its points. Keep it up buddy.
Recently, some one buzzed me on Yahoo! after reading my blog. That person is on my messenger list. I irritate that person by all possible means.
Now I plan to start some serious blogging. Am saving some money to buy a digital camera. I will be posting some articles for http://indiamediabash.com/. The Sansani post was meant for them. I am preparing a draft for a “K” Serial. I am also planning to improve my writing skills. So in coming days I will be able to post good articles. Hope fully I will be able to control my typing speed and will make less spelling mistakes. So in coming days I will be blogging on following topics

• Did science turn a believer like me into an atheist.
• K…thinking of a better title and story for my post related to K serials.
• Love, romantic one
• Love the actual one
• So Called Friends, friendly ppl and friends
• The secret of Indian curry, even my mom dont know this. I will tell you how to cook ultimate curry.
• Rules to drive rashly and safely.
• Improved version of “I need a GF”

Must end now. 9:30 PM. Better leave for dinner.
PS: did some spell checks and edited them. I really need to join school again.