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When I was a student I always wondered how the hell girls in my class who can’t tell the resistence of a resistor from its color code can score much higher marks than me, who can draw a complete circuit. Why?
This is a known fact in my circle and every one agrees to this. No personal attack. This is a fact. Girls can memorise things. How?
How do you identify a chair?
Why do I forget my own name and that too for a small interval of time?
What is a ghost and GOD?
All this is to do with our brain.
Some one told you a chair has four legs, a seat and a back. You call any object that MATCHES with this decription as a chair. If no one in your life tells you about a chair, you will not be able to identify a chair. When some one, your parents, elders and teachers teach you they are simply KEYING in a data. Kelvin describes it as, you memory is being LOADED with all this information or being corrupted with ideas. This is the reason you can not undrstand Chinese or Japanese becouse your memory can not match it with all the patterns it has stored.
But how do people memorise things. Like girls in my class. This is done by spaced repetition. I have seen many studious people to read and recite text books. They used to COVER syllabus twice in a semester. Amazing. Me never did once in whole year. All the information which was stored in my brain was during my class room sessions. I had a quality in my student life, I never bunked my classes. I paid complte attention to my teacher. It was my interest. I had gone against popular belief of studying mechanical engineering. I have observed one thing. If a student pays full attention in classroom, he or she can score good marks. Me and my frends are example of this.
Again to topic, this spaced repetition stored the information like you write some thing on a piece of paper and put it in your pocket. This memory is RETRIEVED by your brain as and when required. Like when you see a chair or when you see a numerical based on Fourier series. Now in this is interesting, you can identify a chair easily. But you need to USE intelligence to solve Fourier Series. Here comes into effect what we call intelligence. I have been working for The Natural History Museum, Chandigarh. I have seen many prehistoric tools or stone age tools. If you look at these tools you will say they are just sharp edged stons. But for the one who made these tools they were more than a Super Computer. The intelligence of making and using these tools have been passed on to other generations. Thats why only homosepians progressed. Remember animals also have memory and can process it. A common pet is an example.
Now what is GOD?
I remeber a quote, “If there is GOD then there is devil.”
But we seldom worship devil. Why?
Lets talk about subconcious. I have seen many things which subconcious brain can do and you will call them miracle. Every year Hindustan Times Chandigarh edition will publish pictures with guys wearing fullngth coats and girls accompnying them with BACKLESS BLOUSES or TOPS on New Year Eve. These girls show off their skin in 2-4 degree celsius. This is not enough. I have seen some Budhist Monks doing strange kind of medition in which they will cover their body with wet sheets and will sit in open space, on a mountain covered with snow. And Naga Sadhus. Scores of Naga Sadhus travel to Amarnath Cave. Naga Sadhus wear nothing. Nothing at all. How do they do this?
Girls, Budhist Monks and Naga Sadhus tell their subconcius, there is no winter. And their body is moulded in the same way. This simply implies that you can win over yourself. If you can win over your weakness you can do wonders. I suffer from a cosmetic desease. I havw white spots on my face. As any parent have done my parents tried every medicine. I too followed some route. Allopathic. Homoeopathic. Ayurvadic. But after 2 years of regular course I was away from my home and stopped taking medicine. I found friends. They never let me down and never let me feel that I have a spot on myface. I almost forgot that I look ugly. More than 9 years have passed that I touched any medicine. I am recovering. I mention this thing to myself daily. Dude you are smart guy. I know I am not. I am recovering. The spot have reduced a lot. Its not miracle. My dad improved his eye sight. He calls it self confidence. It is the right term.
This selfconfidenc also brings one bad thing. Over confidence. This leads to a thought, I am the GOD or I am above GOD. Now according to conventional belief this though is evil. This has been LOADED in to our memory. The GOD is another thought that has been created to counter this evil. And again it has been LOADED or is being LOADED in to our brains daily. No one has ever seen devil or GOD. But people believe in both of them. GOD has been loaded in to our brain by those who knew that over confidence will create a problem in human beings. Some thing is required that is more powerful than any human. GOD is that thought.
Another english quote, “GOD is mean for man’s convenience.”
Bottom lines.
There is no GOD.
You can be as happy as you can think of.
Good memory doesnt implie that you are a genius.
Keep smiling. Smiling is natural to all humans. This wasnt LOADED in our brain.
PS: Spelling errors, means spelling misstakes are there. Read at your own risk.

BSOD is abbreviation for Blue screen of death. anyone who ever used Windows OS knows this. Its a blue screen which pops out when you are doing some thing very critical. Result is very simple. A stack dump which is of no use and usefull data loss.
I suffer from some memory problem. I will suddenly forget my name, passwords, PIN number of my ATM card. Suddenly. This second I know and the next second my face is blank. I will leave keys in locks. There are currency notes in my pcokets and who so ever washes my clothes will find those. I will forget to set reminders and even if I set I set I will forget why I set those reminders. This problem is same like BSOD. It will happen wen it shud not. At my place this is the normal conversation,
Bhabhi G, “Montu bring me a water bottle, oh leave it I will get myself. I dont trust you.”
Bhaiyya G, “Monty yaar, can u get me these docs photocopied today. Dont worry I will call you and remind you. I also dont trust you.”
Maasi G, “Son, Stand here. and keep doing what I tell you. I dont trust you. You can spoil things.”

And Nitin, he just used to pull hairs
He can not kill me or he must have killed me.
I have left my keys in the scooter or bike n times. Wen I forget some thing all I remember I am forgeting something but what?
I doubt myself. I started writing. Diary. But I lost my diary.
Above all. I will not remeber where I just put my keys.
After that I told my self, “Dude U r useless.”
Everyone at my home is amazed, “How do I manage a company?”
I was not like that. I cud easily tell replacements for AC 187/188 Transistors, cud draw circuits without using datasheet. I knew what was CD4017 chip will do if I altered the clock pulse generated by NE555 circuit.
But there are some things which I am still not able to forget even if I try hard. Why? I guess theres is a reason to this. Our brain is made of 2 parts Concious and Subconcious. Its the subconcious part that keeps ur heart beat giong on. Things that enter your subconcious dont get out of ur brain. There is a brain cell known as neurons or nerve cells. We have got millions of these neurons. They process everything in our brain. I guess some thing has entered my subconcious mind and it creates some kernel problem. It produces stack dump, I know am forgetting something, useless. But not the thing I forgot, useful data. This is not Alzheimer’s desease. In Alzheimer’s you even forget your past. I dont forget but temporarily loose some useful information. I call this BSOD.
I tried to study patterns and found some thing that Bhabhi g confirmed. I forget things which dont appeal me. Its not more than carelessness. But I will never forget my Name or PIN no. Never. The logic Bhaabhi G gave has got some weight. But I do not totally agree with her. I will stress myself and try to remind myself what I am forgetting but till the time OS reboots. The problem creates funny situations mostly. Like this joke on me.
Chetan is going with his newly wed wife. BSOD attacks and he asks her wife in this way,”Excuse me sister, I have seen you somewhere. Can you introduce yourself?”
But once I lost my sister’s eaxmination hall admission card ticket 2 days ahead of her exam. That was really bad. And this happend just 5 years back. My dad has used every possible abuse he knew. Only thing left was thrashing.
Still the problem is there. I want to forget some thing and its haunting me for last many days. Guess a simple newyear wish can be haunting.

I have read some scripts and one I really liked is Shree Madbhagwad Geeta. Its a good script. It told me a logic to debug erros in my life.
Sounds kind of funny.
I dont kno why but I always go and read Vanathi’s blog just to find a firm believer. Me as an aethiest will always put my point forward.
There is nothing as GOD.
Once Mah asked me, “Dont you believe in any thing?”
I said, “Yes I do. I believe that all humans are equal.”
I have many reasons to say that GOD doesn’t exist.
Here I will just paste what Bahagt Singh said

If, as you believe, there is an almighty, omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent God, who created the earth or world, please let me know why did he create it? This world of woes and miseries, a veritable, eternal combination of number-less tragedies: Not a single soul being perfectly satisfied.

Answer this. No one ever saw GOD, even if GOD is OMNIPRESENT. If GOD wants peace then why do we have religions. Islam also wants Peace but we have Osama Bin Laden. Same is with Hindus and we have Sainiks.
I really can not digest that religion bars us from killing animal but not human beings. Hey u don’t care about ur own specis and U think that killing a cow is a crim. Kill a muslim but not a cow.
Pray to GOD daily. Why? If GOD cares enough for you, why pray? Why? And people will remeber GOD when everything else fail.
“Ab koi dawa kaam nahi ayegi. Ab to bas dua hi bachi hai”.
Now no medicine will work. Only thing left is prayer.
I want to laugh on this line. If GOD has created everything purposely then will the prayers stop death, that GOD has CREATED PURPOSELY.
I dont know why GOD needs this much publicity. We have lot of temples but very few colleges and hospitals. Tonnes of milk will flow on streets on Shivratri and still kids will die of hunger in our very own India. Shame on believers.
If reciting Shlokas, Geeta, Quran or Bible can take me to heaven then I guess all the jehadis, Sainiks and murderors of riots with Anuradha Paudwal will go to heaven.
Above all why do we want to go to heaven? Just coz heaven is a cool place. Hindu school of thots say, we find mokhsa just once. I guess when you make some one happy that is the moksha for you and believe me, you dont need to die for this and you can find it everyday.
I really cant see my mom and dad sad so I will always sit them on Diwali poojan. I pretend to be a brahmin. I am brahmin by caste only. For me parents are GOD. But they are GOD for their kids. Osama Bin Laden is GOD for his children. Not for those 5000 ppl who lost their lives in WTC attack.
Then what do I believe?
I believe in myself. If I am good I am GOD. If I am bad I am a devil. But I am bit good and bit bad so am not GOD nor a devil. Note it down Vanathi.
I am a free soul and I love myself.
PS: If some one do finds out where or who GOD is kindly let me know. She said if GOD wanted we can be together forever. I want to ask GOD why is he/she bothering us.

YESSS!
Impossible says I m possible.
I launched my website.
http://kinfosysindia.com.
Only homepage uses some tables. Rest no tables used. Total CSS, XHTML1.0 Valid and SEO compliant. No 404 Error.
How can this be possible?
My CMS Framework. Its out and working. After Bizsolz.com I wrote the framework again. And hardwork pays. I was not sure I will be able to launch KInfoSysIndia.com. For last 2 years I have been planning to launch my website. People will mail me and ask is that blank page your website. My answer was,”ummm yes, no. actually am working on my site.” Nearly all the demos are on KInfoSysIndia.com. Now my job is to link them to KInfoSysIndia.com. Need to develop content. Do more SEO. There used to be time when if you searched Kumar Chetan or Kinfosys the top 10 pages on Google, Yahoo!, Lycos and Altavista were KInfoSysIndia.com. This year my plans are much bigger. I want to conquer this world.

Oh sh**, the secret is out now. OKie. I will share oil fields with US or else George Bush will wage war against me. War against TERROR.
I today, at last after 1 month, washed my bike. Oh my poor bike. I used my bike very carelessly. I have Hero Honda Splendour Plus, my second fav bike. First one is Royal Enefield Bullet 350. I was not having enough money and opted for Splendour. But soon I will be having Bullet 350. The new models are bit light and have gear shift on left side like all other Japanese bikes. The only problem with Bullet is mileage. Splendour gives me 75 KMs per litre. Fill it shut it forget it. This is the only reason I like HH Splendour. Otherwise its a big flop. Speed never crosses 90KMpH. And when you are on 60+ you start feeling that you are speeding. But on Bajaj Pulsor 60+ is very slow speed. Pulsor is good but I dont like the nosey shape. The only appealing thing is the revealing body of Bullet 350. People around me laugh on me. They say, “You will need a driver for Bullet 350. Your built is not for bullet 350.” What do I say?, “I dont care.”

The following is not a movie review.
I was sick of lisning to usual stuff on my drive. I was looking for some thing new. I heard “Right here Right now” on Channel [V]. How is another story? Sung by AB Baby. The guy has got some talent. I kind of like AB Baby for some personal reasons. When am not clean shaved and every one wil shout at me I will say am immitating AB Baby. Lame excuse. Thanks to Sergei Brin and Larry Page I found MP3s of Bluffmaster. I like the right here and right now song. Nothing else. Rest are remixes and UK music. I doubt the music will appeal the crowd here in Chandigarh.

YESSS!
Impossible says I m possible.
I launched my website.
http://kinfosysindia.com.
Only homepage uses some tables. Rest no tables used. Total CSS, XHTML1.0 Valid and SEO compliant. No 404 Error.
How can this be possible?
My CMS Framework. Its out and working. After Bizsolz.com I wrote the framework again. And hardwork pays. I was not sure I will be able to launch KInfoSysIndia.com. For last 2 years I have been planning to launch my website. People will mail me and ask is that blank page your website. My answer was,”ummm yes, no. actually am working on my site.” Nearly all the demos are on KInfoSysIndia.com. Now my job is to link them to KInfoSysIndia.com. Need to develop content. Do more SEO. There used to be time when if you searched Kumar Chetan or Kinfosys the top 10 pages on Google, Yahoo!, Lycos and Altavista were KInfoSysIndia.com. This year my plans are much bigger. I want to conquer this world.

Oh sh**, the secret is out now. OKie. I will share oil fields with US or else George Bush will wage war against me. War against TERROR.
I today, at last after 1 month, washed my bike. Oh my poor bike. I used my bike very carelessly. I have Hero Honda Splendour Plus, my second fav bike. First one is Royal Enefield Bullet 350. I was not having enough money and opted for Splendour. But soon I will be having Bullet 350. The new models are bit light and have gear shift on left side like all other Japanese bikes. The only problem with Bullet is mileage. Splendour gives me 75 KMs per litre. Fill it shut it forget it. This is the only reason I like HH Splendour. Otherwise its a big flop. Speed never crosses 90KMpH. And when you are on 60+ you start feeling that you are speeding. But on Bajaj Pulsor 60+ is very slow speed. Pulsor is good but I dont like the nosey shape. The only appealing thing is the revealing body of Bullet 350. People around me laugh on me. They say, “You will need a driver for Bullet 350. Your built is not for bullet 350.” What do I say?, “I dont care.”

The following is not a movie review.
I was sick of lisning to usual stuff on my drive. I was looking for some thing new. I heard “Right here Right now” on Channel [V]. How is another story? Sung by AB Baby. The guy has got some talent. I kind of like AB Baby for some personal reasons. When am not clean shaved and every one wil shout at me I will say am immitating AB Baby. Lame excuse. Thanks to Sergei Brin and Larry Page I found MP3s of Bluffmaster. I like the right here and right now song. Nothing else. Rest are remixes and UK music. I doubt the music will appeal the crowd here in Chandigarh.