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I saw some wieredness test and tried it. It says am 40% wiered. CRAP!
Today, 1st of feb 2006, in the morning I was sitting on toilet seat. Ok thats not wiered. But I was writng some thing and …Anyway. I was preparing invoice at that time and was planning my day.
“OH SHI**. Kumar how can you do that? YUKK!!!”
Then in the vening I was on my bike racing toward east side of Chandigarh from west side. My speed, as usual, was 60KMPL+. Normal speed. Suddenly I realised I was being followed. It wasn’t Agent Smith. It was a BABE in white sweater on balck Honda Ativa. Oh man she was gorgeous. She was on my right side so I had to give her way according to the rules. I did this. She was ahead of me and then suddenly she was in center of the road. She was driving very fast and I noticed she was trying to WIN the race. Oh really. my reaction was,” So babe you want to beat me. OK beat me. ” She was at 70 KMPH and I too was at the same speed. Juts 2 feet’s distance. The girl looked in to her right hand side mirror. I was grinning and she cud see my Close-Up smile easily thru my helmet. She tried to accelerate. But I was AFTER HER. I maintained the distance 2 feet. It was like Trinity being followed by machines. She was determined to prove that LADIES ARE ALWAYS FIRST. Me too was determined to prove that LADIES ARE ALWAYS FIRST BECAUSE GENTLEMEN LIKE ME LET THEM BE FIRST .
We approached a traffic light and she slowed down and me too. But I saw a wide gap of 3 feet and I smoothly crossed her. A gap of 3 feet is more than enough for a biker to zip ahead. As soon as lights turned green we wre again competing. I allowed her to get ahead of me. Same 2 feet distance. She was at 72 and me too at same speed. She tried to reach 80 and I was at 80. I knew Honda Activa wont go above than 80 within city limits. And during all three traffice light intersections I passed her. Pooer BABE. She was staring at me. And At one point I realised its useless. I cant SEDUCE her by my driving skills and then I zipped ahead her easily. I guess I winked at her.
Wiered.
Then yesterday I was waiting for lights to turn green on a traffic lights point. A Kinetic stopped behind me and I heard a female sound,
“UNCLE, Can you tell me where is estate office?”
UNCLE
I turned back and saw 20 some thing girl with some 25+ something lady on Kinetic. They realised their misstake but it was late.
I wanted to ask them, “Do I look like an uncle to you?”
But the pillion rider 25+ lady was good looking.
I said, “Go left from here and turn to your right.” It was a vague route map. But I took my revenge.
WIERED.
I guess the following is also wiered.
I call Navneet and ask her to help me in purchasing some GIFT FOR MY GIRL FRIEND’S HUSBAND. She first laughed at me. But then I said I REALLY WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING FOR MAH’S HUSBAND, she said, “You are wiered.”
Anyway, 1st of Feb was B’day of 2 great ladies. Both beautiful. Both get dimples when they smile and I love one of them. One is Priety Zinta and the second is my MOM.
HAPPY B’DAY MOM. I LOVE YOU.
She was in a private clinic on 2nd Feb due to weekness. Now she is fine but still I am worried about her.

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