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This is in the series of BSOD attacks. Dad found a perfect word for this “Absent mindedness”.
Its already 9o AM, I must take bath. I step into bathroom. One minute. I forgot something.
What???
Let me think.
ummmmm
No I did not forget anything.
A voice from within, “You forgot something.”
What? I ask that voice.

From within: Moron! If I knew I have told you.
Oh so stupid.
Lets reconstruct everything. I take my step out of bath room. I am thinking.
OK, Did I get up in the morning?
Yes.
Am I awake?
Yes.
Checked email?
Yes.
Any mail was to be answered and I didnt answer?
No. Read every mail.
Newspaper?
Read Hindustan Times.
Ullu, Hindi walal padha ke nahi?
Woh bhi padh liya.
Dress?
Yes. I will be wearing my Khaki Chino with Sky blue shirt. Cool combination.
Shoes?
Polished.
Brushed Teeth?
Yes.
Shave?
Yes, I didn’t shave.
But I was going to shave before I take bath.
UMMMMMM, I guess I am not missing anything. My inner is always wandering here and there.
I step into bath room confidentally.
Again from within a voice comes,” YOU ARE STILL MISSING SOMETHING. Don’t blame me when you realise.”
I say, “Oh come on. you are just trying to demotivate me. HUH. I dont care.”
I take my bath and try to grab my towel and …
AND
WHERE IS MY TOWEL?????

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