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After the last attack of BSOD I was wondering one thing, when will I loose my cellphone. First of all, I have 2 celphones. Not very expensive. One is Nokia 3310 and the second is Nokia 1100. Cheap phones. But after all they do what a phone is meant to do. I can not imagine being without my cell phones. But My inner was determined to teach me a lesson. Yesterday I was roaming in PU doing NSTP not paying attention to my inner voice that I must get back to office. The innerself decided. This dude is going out of control. My inner gave me a subtle hint, “Dude you are missing some thing.” Same time I was looking at a dame.
I said, “What?”
Innerself didnt reply.
I said, “OK.”
For next 3 hours I was in PU. I had my lunch plus a coffee. And then return to find out that I had left my keys in the bike.
My bike was still standing there.
AMAZING.
I didn’t say thanks to my Innerself.
“Chalo koi baat nahi. Hota hai. ”
Never mind. It happens. But this happend with me 4th or 5th time. My inner was quite this time.
Today, Sumit came smiling towards me.
“Did U see my msg?”
“Which msg?”
“Didnt u recieve any???”
“Nope”
“??”
“Wait a minute. Where is my cellphone. ” And I realised it. But it was late.
“Give a call on my cellphone.”
Sumit did. But no ringtone.
I have lost my cellphones. Both.
Good. This was the voice from my innerself.
My face was gloomy now.
I wanted to cry.
Sumit asked me, “Where did you keep your phone last time?”
“I dont know.”
My innervoice, “HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAHA”
My inner has learned to use all the Yahoo! messnger icons. This made sure that my cellphone is safe. Why will my innerself laugh on my failure?
I cursed my inner. “I even cant take care of my cellphone.”
After reconstructing the events I came to conclusion that my cellphone is in drawer. I called home and asked bhabhi g.
“Hello Bhabhi G, have u seen any of my cell phone? I think some one stole them.”
“What do you mean? I have not seen your cell phones. Stop blaming me.”
I was just going to cry. Bhabhi g has termed me Unreliable. She didn’t want to miss this chance.
I said in a defensive tone, “I didn’t say anything to you. I guess I have lost my cellphone. I just called my cell no and no one responded. I thot the phones are still on charging at home.”
“Yea, I did hear some cell phone ringing in a cupboard. May be its your cellphone.”
“Oh good. They are my cellphones.”
I sighed with relief.
Cell phones are safe. A new lesson learned. Respect your innserself. Atleast pay attention.

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