Dont be a chicken
I never allow current affairs to mess up with my personal life. I have a basic principle of life for nearly everything. I dont care. Although I have to care about many things but I really don’t care for everything. Will US bomb Iran? I have strong opinion on this point. US is just looking for OIL. Nothing else. Apne ko kya. But this time current affairs have started to mess with my life.
The Irani Nuclear bomb is a reality. No one can deny that Iran have nuclear bomb now. They pourchased it or devloped it is an another issue. US has got a reason to attack this beautiful country. No one will stop US. No one dared to stop US when they invaded Iraq. But why the hell I am concerned?
Another issue, the bird flu. As all know am a shamelss guy, I shamelessly asked some one who is immigrating to Canada for a farewell party. Mr. S Mohal. He shouted at me, “You bastard you are supposed to give me a farewell party.” I said, “Kool down bro, I want to change this world. Lets start from you. ”
So we gathered at Gymkhana Club Sector 17 for some drinks. This time strictly it was beer. No Whisky or RUM. No Bacardi I was told catagorically. OK.
Mr. Perry, Mr. Mohal, Dr. Khosla and me. 4 guys, 2 married 2 bachelor and drinks.
Mr. Perry, “So?”
This was a question as he was looking at menu.
“Have you heard of bird flu?”
He asked this to every one.
“Yes, I have decided not to look at chicken.”, Mr Mohal said.
“I always tell you, this chicken stuff is useless.” Dr Khosla commented. Dr. Khosla is a world known Palentoligist. He has recieved President’s Junior Scientist award 3 times. His personal collection have fossilised bones of Dinosaurs, egg shells and what else…
“I have also said no to poulty products.”, Mr. Perry this time.
Mr. Perry said, “Fish?”
Mohal: No yaar. I dont like.
Dr. Khosla: Leave it. We will go for peanut masala.
Perry: Yes. We will order Paneer.
In a democratic country like India, 75% means majority and you can pass orders without looking at minority. They ordered Paneer Tikka and even didn’t look at my face. I love chicken and mutton. I wanted to argue with them. But current affairs have messed up with my party. In dinder it was mushroom and paneer again. Even Bhupi denied my invitation of chicken. I went home cursing bird flu and George Bush for messing up with my life.
PS: How to make Peanut masala?
I like cooking and if allowed I always mess up in kitchen. Peanut masala is very easy to make snack. You need peanuts, ofcourse fried but not too much, finely chopped onions, green chillies and tomatoes. Mix up all these. Add salt to taste. Dash of lime juice. Some coriander leaves make this snak good. The Maharashtraian Bhelpuri is also similarly made. This time you need rice flakes, Bhujia and more stuff. But I like Peanut Masala. With or without 2 small pegs of Bacardi. CHEERS!!
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Seems you know cooking very well…