Love is a strange feeling. It forces you to do wiered things. I dont need to cite examples. Taj Mahal is a small thing. Love forces you to marry a dolphin. Love forced young girls to marry old Charlie Chaplin. May be the girls loved money only and Chaplin was just bundled with this offer. Anyway no need to type more than 20 words for this thing.
Love is dangerous and painful. It gives you some cheerful moments which some term as honeymoon or sunshine period. But when this period ends the tough time starts and you go through the darkest period. Breakups happen. I always doubted how can you stop trusting some one you love? How can you breakup whome you thot as a synonym to breathing? How can you stop breathing?
My love is in danger. I am still faithful. I still love. I still devote my time. I still trust. But the other side is not behaving same way. I have forgiven many misstakes as accepting them my misstakes. But this is increasing day by day. But still I wont approve this. Love is 2 way. If only one side is doing taking care and the other side is not paying any attention then…
I really don;t have enuff words to expres my anguish.

OK Enuff said. Now the real point. Firefox is not beahiving properly. I love FireFox. I even put a button on my 2 blogs to promote it. But I think FF is getting high headed. I ahve lost my prefrences n times but all I thot was its my fault. This wasn’t enuff. Its crashing like any other Windoz app. Am trying to open a URL and it crashed 3 times. I had to type my last post 3 times. Imagine I type 3 paras and FF just crash. Man this is insane. Ok I admit my fault. I have been paying more attention to Opera, but hey I am not in love with Opera. Why feel jealous? Trust me. But no, FF wont lisn to me. Now am very angry. There are just 2-3 features that are forcing me to use FF. Once these issues are covered I will dump FF. This may sound as typical mentality of a man. Use ladies and dump them but I was not like this. I gave every thing to FF. Converted many IE followers to FF fans. And what I get in return? Lot of crashes. Loss of bookmarks and yes memory issues. On top of it I hav installed Thunderbird and started using it. Why can’t I stick to old windoz stuff???

Sunday morning, my headfones passed away. My 2 year old headfones. My made in China headfones. Made in People’s Republic of China. What can one epect from a Chinese product.
Sunday evening my keyboard drunk some water and it fell sick. My 4 year old Keayboard. My TVSE Gold Keyboard. When my fingers run on my keybaord even Carlos Santana starts feeling complex.
By Monday morning, around 1 AM, FireFox crashed 3 times. Firefox. I am a big fan of firefox even after many issues like loosing prefrence files etc. Man its the only thing that have given the daemon a tight competition. There are many issues related to FireFox and on top of that I use ThunderBird. Memory is always an issue.
I know how I worked w/out headfones and my keyboard. It was like some one has tied my hands and I cant move them.
Now a geek can not be physically tortured. Why? A geek have not body that can be tortured. Geeks dont have any thing that can be termed as a good body. Either they are too fat or too thin with most wearing specs. Only few like me are handsome smart and dashing and cool and… Ok Enuff self promoshan.
So here are some ideas that can be used to torture a geek
a) Every geek have some sort of tools. Snatch those tools. In my case my keyboard and headfones.
b) Every geek have some fav star like NEO and Morpheus and Agent Smith. Tell the geek all those stars are basically taxi drivers.
c) create mess around the working area of a geek. Change the position of chair, table, turn things upside down. for more refer to DD in Dextour, the series on Cartoon Network.
d) Give the geek an equipment and ask him/her to rectify it. When rectified discard the thing infront of him or her saying the thing was useless. Its really hard to see your creations going into trash.
e) dont recognise the capabilities of geek.
things like a) and d) happened with me n number of times, c) is not going to happen now as I keep my space tidy up. Nothing to mess with.

Weekend. Not actually this time. I will be working as usual and have asked my team to be in office. I can see cloths piling up. 4-5 Shirts, 3 trousers and more stuff that requires urgent attention. Any way I decided that I will outsource the inhouse job of washing cloths to dhobi. An idea struck my mind and I called Bhupi. I aksed him if he was going toLudhiana and could take my cloths with him and them washed from my home and collect while returning. He expressed his helplessness and suggested me it was high time I find a girl and get married.
WHAT??
He hung up saying will talk to you later.
This issue crops up whenever I tell people how badly am organised and ou of 100 times 99 I get suggestion, get married. Is marriage an answer to my problems?
I think, no.
Lets go by contradiction.
Get married. You got a wife and you satisfy your manly desires. You find a good maid in her and she cooks for you, cleans your living area, washes your cloths and if she is a working lady she will also make you feel easy in financial matters.
OK for me. If my life partner is earning then wow. If she is not earning then again wow. She can cook and do all the house hold chores but same I can also do. I am going to buy a good washing machine or will keep outsourcing my washing jobs. I have outsourced all my food and meals problems to the Student Center, where I get quality stuff for low price.
Then only thing left is manly desires. To fulfill my desires I get married sounds like buying a jet to use one litre jet fuel. There are many alternatives to this problem.
Again, if I decide to get marry then what kind of marriage? Love or Arranged. Due to some reasons I can’t go for love marriage. For all those who may think that my beloved is already married they are misstaken. For arrange marriage, I simply can’t take responsibility of some one I dont know. I mean a girl who has been living in a different environment for last 20+ years will be suddenly imported to my family. She will try to convert her. And may be my family try to convert. But still she dont know how my mom or dad will react to bad food or getting up late in the morning.
Second the biggest thing. This applies to me even if I get a chance for love marriage. I know myself. If I want to buy a cargo, I will go and buy it. But if I can’t afford it I will tell myself to live w/out cargo for few more days. I find n ways to amuse my self. But think about the life partner. She will be a human being. She will be different from me. Everything different. I can amuse myself but she may not be able to do so. So, if am unable to fulfil her demands then it will be a bad thing. I am still not able to keep up with my mom, dad and sister’s demands how can I take responsibilty of the 4th one. They don’t need money or anything materialestic. My folks love me and their only complain is that I don’t call them even when I make regular calls to them. We talk twice a day. And my dad was smart enuff to get me a Nokia 3310 in year 2002 to keep in touch with me. That time a cell phone and on top of that Nokia 3310 was a luxury. In coming was paid. I can do all this for my life partner too but still I know its hard to satisfy a human being. So to live with an unsatisfied partner its better to stay single.
To add spice to last line lets rewrite it.
Better alone than bad company.
Sorry SumiEye, you wont get any good dress on my wedding. Coz’ thats not going to happen. Still I will keep my promise of getting you a good one as soon I make it to Forbes 500. Thats a my promise. Same for Mah, she is always asking me to find a girl. She even wanted to be bride’s maid. But sorry again. She was mad at me once and I had to work hard to make her happy. She has also given up now.
One more good reason to stay single.
Lot of gals are after me. Some married ladies curse their fate and admit to me that they were late to discover me. I hope many ladies agree to this point. Now, it is hard for one guy to marry all the gals and this will be really a bad thing. Even if I marry 100 ladies then wat bout rest of the ladies. I don’t want to break their heart. As I am a very kind hearted man I have decided to stay single.
I kan’t b seereus all the time.

I was sick of old layout
I was sick of working
I was sick of bluff master
I was not sick of my PC
so I did wat I love to do
I wanted to change the layout and I did it.
will change bewajah also after asking team mebers

When I was working with a company in Ludhiana, my boss used to give me some lessons about philosophy. He once said told me the following.
“Dear you are young and restless. You are full of energy. If I say don’t put your hand in fire you will call me fool or conservative. You will say I am against new ideas. I am stopping you from expmerimenting. I am trying to stop you from venturing into outer world. You will go and put your hand in fire and then you will realise why I was stopping you. This will be the lesson you will never forget.”
Every one who watched this movie asked me to avoid it. But then I was determined. I was waiting for the CD and as soon as I found the original VCD I grabbed it.
But the climax proved that I cud have avoided putiing my hands in fire. The only good thing was…
What was good???
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