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Saying salams to the opposite gender on campus is actually quite the trivial issue. Some scholars say that men should be required to initiate the salams to the sister while other scholars say it should be sister that should start off with the salams.

The following scenario looks at a common incident through different points of view and what exactly is going on inside the minds of a sister and a brother (in Islam).

Sister’s Point of View:

**sister walks out of exam hall**

Oh my gyad, that chemistry test was so easy! I’m sooooo happy for finishing my last exam. This is the happiest day of my life! LOL!

**a brother exits from opposite exam hall**

Oh, WHO is that? Is he Muslim? He has an ugly beard ewww. He looks scary. And WHY is he walking this way? Oh my God he’s headed straight towards me! Okay, be calm… it’s all normal. Just be polite and make eye contact and…

BROTHER: Assalamu Alaikum
SISTER: Walaikum Musalam

OH MY GOD. He just said salams to me! No way it must have been to someone else. Wait, but there is no one else around. OH MY GOD IT WAS FOR ME. But why? Why would a random brother just say salams to me? It just doesn’t make sense. I’ve been wearing this hijab for ages… so why the salams NOW?

Hmmm, this brother looks like he’s almost done in under grad. Isn’t that the brother who got into med school? Wow he’s so smart mashAllah. Why would someone like that say SALAM to me? Was he just trying to be nice? Hmmm.

OR maybe he was being MORE than nice. Yeah I think that has to be it. OMG no way. Does he like me??? I’ve never seen him before but I sometimes study in the science library so he probably saw me. Why wouldn’t he say salams to me then? Maybe he was waiting to become more secure in his field before saying salams to me? I think that must be it. He is no doubt scouting people… of course.

This is soooo weird lol. But mashAllah he’s a good looking brother. I’m sure he’s pious. That beard looks good on him mashAllah. I wonder if he’s talked to his parents about me yet? I hope his parents will like me. I’m a nice girl though. All the aunties love my personality lol.

But if he lives far away then I might have to move close to his parents’ house because his job will probably be around there. Oh man the change in life will be sooooo hard to get used to. I wonder if he’s going to live in his own place or if we’re going to move in with his parents? I wouldn’t mind living with his parents ONLY if they’re open-minded. Uffff I hate close-minded people. I want to have nice in-laws.

I hope he wants a simple Nikkah. I can’t stand all that extravagant crap that goes on nowadays. He seems very simple and down-to-earth though mashAllah. Definitely my kind of man. I wonder how he is with kids. I don’t mind having kids but he better not be the type that wants like 50 kids. OMG that would so suck. 3 is a good number. I like the names Bilal , Mariam and Ayesha. InshAllah it’ll be in that order.

I wonder if he’s very science-y. I don’t like when people are too science-y. I think our kids should do anything they want as long as they are successful. Bilal would make a good social worker I think.

He seems like the type that would always compliment my cooking, no matter how bad it is lol J I hate guys who think women belong in the kitchen. I think he’ll help out once in awhile too. He seems so gentle and delicate hahah.

Wow I hope when Bilal grows up he’ll let me and that brother live with him. I don’t want to go to any retirement home! No inshAllah that brother will instil good values into Bilal. But OMG should I wait until he says salams again? I’m sure he’ll make the first move.

Brother’s Point of View.

**brother walks out of exam hall**

Wow. I think I failed that exam. I haven’t shaven for days because of these stupid exams. I look like a werewolf. Stupid science. I think I’ll switch into political science next year… I can’t take this. Hey is that a hijabi over there? Hmmm I think I should be polite and say salams.

BROTHER: Assalamu Alaikum
SISTER: Walaikum Musalam

Man, I’m hungry. I wonder what’s for dinner tonight? Hopefully spaghetti.

Un Solicited calls. Normal. Very normal. I get these kind of calls.
Tring Tring…
Me: Hello
Other side: Hello Sir, this is Shikha
Me: Who?
She: Shikha
Now at this moment I feel she will say, I love you, are you free this weekend, can we go for a date?
Me: Yes ()
She: Sir, I am calling from Hutch wali company.
Me: What ?
Now I know wat is she going to say
Me: Hey Shikha, delete my name from your database and plz dont bother me again.
and I will hangup.
This was unsolicited. But today one Airtel guy called me on my landline
He: Hello Sir, this is Vikram, am calling from Airtel broadband. I am doing a survey.
Me: OK, What do you want from me? Some fake data or what?
He: (Smiles like this -> ) No Sir, will ask you some questions…
Meinterupting) No thanks I dont need any STD/ISD/Local calling/Hello Tunes Pack
He: No Sir, I just want to know are you satisfied with our services?
Me: mmmmm, I guess you are not too bad. I mean Airtel is OK. Am satisfied. Atleast you ppl have a customer care who seldom used your services and claim they know everything. I can call Ur customer care and argue with them and satisfy my ego.
He: OK Sir, what more you want from our side. I will note it down.
Me: Give me Unlimited free calling to any number on this planet. Give true 128 KBPs Speed on ur 128 Pack. Dont send me invoice and ask me any money for your services. Did you note all these?
He: Yes sir.
Me: Read wat all I said to you.
He: Ok sir, you want free outgoing, dont want to pay for any services and If I am not wron you want 256 from your 128 Pack.
Me: Excellent!!!
He: thanks sir . Nice talking to you.
Me: Same here buddy. Have a good day

ET has opened a debate on “Is Premji right to go against job quotas in Wipro?”
As expected most of the posts agree with him…
here is someone who put his pt in a v diff way…
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I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let’s start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.

We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.

Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.

There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let’s recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and
politicians (that can really help the country.. )

Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)

Let’s be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward…
Let’s show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let’s be proud of being an INDIAN..

May the good breed of politicans like ARJUN SINGH long live…

I completely agree with this guy.

Ok Life is some time very hard. 2 hard. 3 hard. 4 hard and so on
but then am also shameless.
I myself is a problem for problems.
need to deliver some thing by 9:30PM and my clock is showing 9:32 PM.
pretty keeewwwwlll.
eh.
Thats wat I call life.

“When u try your best but you don’t succeed, when you get what you want but not what you need, when you feel so tired but you cannot sleep, stuck in reverse, lights will guide you home”