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Un Solicited calls. Normal. Very normal. I get these kind of calls.
Tring Tring…
Me: Hello
Other side: Hello Sir, this is Shikha
Me: Who?
She: Shikha
Now at this moment I feel she will say, I love you, are you free this weekend, can we go for a date?
Me: Yes ()
She: Sir, I am calling from Hutch wali company.
Me: What ?
Now I know wat is she going to say
Me: Hey Shikha, delete my name from your database and plz dont bother me again.
and I will hangup.
This was unsolicited. But today one Airtel guy called me on my landline
He: Hello Sir, this is Vikram, am calling from Airtel broadband. I am doing a survey.
Me: OK, What do you want from me? Some fake data or what?
He: (Smiles like this -> ) No Sir, will ask you some questions…
Meinterupting) No thanks I dont need any STD/ISD/Local calling/Hello Tunes Pack
He: No Sir, I just want to know are you satisfied with our services?
Me: mmmmm, I guess you are not too bad. I mean Airtel is OK. Am satisfied. Atleast you ppl have a customer care who seldom used your services and claim they know everything. I can call Ur customer care and argue with them and satisfy my ego.
He: OK Sir, what more you want from our side. I will note it down.
Me: Give me Unlimited free calling to any number on this planet. Give true 128 KBPs Speed on ur 128 Pack. Dont send me invoice and ask me any money for your services. Did you note all these?
He: Yes sir.
Me: Read wat all I said to you.
He: Ok sir, you want free outgoing, dont want to pay for any services and If I am not wron you want 256 from your 128 Pack.
Me: Excellent!!!
He: thanks sir . Nice talking to you.
Me: Same here buddy. Have a good day