AP:There has been wide speculation in blogospehere about the sudden vanishing act of Kumar Chetan. Lots of people have inquired our office and lots of other investigation have been on. People who knew this GREAT personality tried to contact him asked what was the reason that he stopped blogging. One of our journo tried to approach and asked Kumar Chetan why he was offline. He disclosed that from coming next week he will be again back to blogging word. Following is an interview our correspondent had with Kumar Chetan
Journo: Hello sir,
Kumar Chetan: YO!!
J: Parden me sir, i cud not get your “YO!!”
KC: You will never get. Gr8 men just say. they don’t explain. only the followers interepret and write books on gr8 men.
J: dont you think you are too shameless. I am bound by my job otherwise I wud have better wathced a mallika sherwawt movie instead of interviewing you.
KC: no dear, you are just jealous of me
J: watever, you have been offline. thank god. why so?
KC: Tell your GOD, i will b back soon. actually i have been very busy with some sudden assignments that came in my personal and professional life.
J: was u busy acquiring google or microsoft
KC: Google and MS are not my target. I dont concentrate on these smaller companies. My target is to acquire Pehalwaan da dhaaba in Sector 15 in Chandigarh.
J(interupting): I know. you will now start telling me about your so called Culinary skills. Leave it. What was your personal problem? Did Aishwarya Rai approached to you for patch up? I have heard that you broke up with her 2 years back.
KC: No, Aishwarya is now a just good friend of mine. Gone is the time I was in love with her. I mean I still love her but I wont marry with her now. Lets not discuss Aishwarya Rai. Actually I have been sick. Lots of pains like Bak pain, Neck Pain, Headache and Stress
J: Oh, so u get stress. I thot u came on this planet to give stress to other people
KC: You are jealous of me
J: watever, now wats your plan? do u plan to return to blogging word?
KC: Who said I was out of blogging? I have been active on Bewajah. My own space at this blog was not being updated regularly. I will be doing that soon. I have got lot of issues. I have a new cell phone and I need to put my review on it. Then I watched some mvies , like Yahaan and I need to write about them. Then I passed thru some awkward situtaions. I have just found that one of my fan have started spreading rumours that she is my GF. I need to work on my Public Relations also.
J: Do you mean to say you will be back in blogosphere? Oh dont say that.
KC: Hey baby I was never out. I told U…
J(interupting): bbye. I cant bear you. You are shameless.
KC: So wat do u expect from me. Look at the title of my blog.

Shameless_Self_Promashan ™

Our correspondent is suffering from stress now and has been hospitalised.

* AP: Not associated press its Apni Press

Mukk gayi kankan di raakhi,
Jatta ayi baisakhi,
M not able to recall the original poem by Dhani Ram Chatrik but all I remmber that is today is Baisakhi.
Baisakhi diyan sab nu wadhai.
Mainnu sharam a rahi hai ke main bhull kiwen giya.
Wikipedia te Baisakhi te ik lekh hai. URL eh riha -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baisakhi

I virtually live with Yahoo! Messenger. Following is a piece of converstaion between me and my virtual GF.
BUZZ!! (by her)
Me:
She:
Me:
She:
Me:
She:
Me:
She:
Me:
She: u r alwayz bz
Me: No am not. talk to me
She:
Me:
She:
Me:
She:
Me:
She: enuff crying. stop this.
Me:
She: I said stop this.
Me:
She:
Me:
She:
Me:
She: happy now
Me: yes
She:r u bz
Me: ys
She: You dont have time for me. for last one month you are not talking with me
Me: dear am overwrked. dont get angry.
She: wat can i say do ur wrk bbye
Me:
She: smile baby, i want u to grow. give me a hug I will come back in evening
Me:
And she will sign out…
Pictures say more than words…

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15

PS: I am busy . I will quote Arnie, “I will be back.”

When will you take Google Gulp out of beta?

Man, if you pressure us, you just drive us away. We’ll commit when we’re ready, okay? Besides, what’s so great about taking things out of beta? It ruins all the romance, the challenge, the possibilities, the right to explore. Carpe diem, ya know? Maybe we’re jaded, but we’ve seen all these other companies leap headlong into 1.0, thinking their product is exactly what they’ve been dreaming of all their lives, that everything is perfect and hunky-dory – and the next thing you know some vanilla copycat release from Redmond is kicking their butt, the Board is holding emergency meetings and the CEO is on CNBC blathering sweatily about “a new direction” and “getting back to basics.” No thanks, man. We like our freedom.