Month: May 2006

Final breakup

Posted by – May 12, 2006

Love is painful.
I know love is painful.
But still I loved.
I have been giving all my time.
I closed my eyes to every misstake.
I trusted when I was dicthed for first time.
I trusted 2nd time.
But there is a limit.
Its time we part our ways.
Its time I say good bye.
Its time I realise my misstake.

Its time I switch to Mozilla and Dump Firefox. Firefox Sucks. Am again using Mozilla after a time of 3 years.

The Tao Of Programming

Posted by – May 9, 2006

A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application. The manager asked the master: “How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?”

“It will take one year,” said the master promptly.

“But we need this system immediately or even sooner! How long will it take if I assign ten programmers to it?”

The master programmer frowned. “In that case, it will take two years.”

“And what if I assign a hundred programmers to it?”

The master programmer shrugged. “Then the design will never be completed,” he said.

Forced to love beer

Posted by – May 8, 2006

Beer in Chandigarh is at its lowest rate. 40Rs for a 650mL bottle. And 1Litre Real Fruit Juice pack costs 65Rs. Drink beer. Atleast 1.5 times. I don’t like beer untill unless its CHILD BEAR Typo? Oh yes. Chilled Beer.
Some one said…
gam ka daur ho ya ho khushi, sama baandhti hai sharaab
Moment may be happy or sad, alcohol always soothes.
3nj0y.

Why is FIRE Engine RED in color?

Posted by – May 5, 2006

FIRE Engine has LADDER.
LADDER has STEPS.
STEPS are to be climed on FOOT.
FOOT is measured by a RULER.
RULER can be a KING or QUEEN.
ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND.
ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP.
SHIP sails on WATER.
WATER has FISHES.
FISHES have FINS.
The people of FINLAND are called FINS.
The national FLAG of FINLAND is RED.
So FIRE Engine is RED in color.

Lets Stand United

Posted by – May 2, 2006

They have again done it. It just shows their frustation. As soon as I read the news yesterday I wanted to send e-mails full of anger and hate to my fellow Pakistani bloggers. But that is not going not solve the problem.
Now I want to ask some questions to some so called humantarians
Is killing a 9 year old child in anyway justified?
Will killing innocent people get Kashmir Ultras what they say “Azadi” or freedom?
Is Jehad killing people?
Is killing unarmed helpless people an act of bravery?
Where are the Human rights activists who stand with dead bodies Ultras and cry for them?
And above all…
Where are Pakistani Leaders who support these J&K Ultras?
Shame.