Month: June 2006

Beauty lies in the eyes of beholder

Posted by Kumar Chetan – June 26, 2006

What can be the reaction to some one’s problem like, mmmm, sneezes or alergy.

Scene 1
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Kumar Chetan: I am sneezing
Kumar Chetan: hypnotized
Copy Cat: ohh waht happened
Kumar Chetan: @ 3.2 sneezer per min
Copy Cat: good score
Kumar Chetan: ys
Kumar Chetan: m improving
Copy Cat: good

Scene 2
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Kumar Chetan: Mr Anderson this is not good
Long Man: wat smith..?
Kumar Chetan: I am sneezing @ 3.2 sneezer per min
Kumar Chetan: 32 sneezes in 10 mins
Long Man: WOW.. congrats.. applause

Scene 3
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Kumar Chetan: I am not well, I am sneezing @ 3.2 sneezer per min
Kumar Chetan: 32 sneezes in 10 mins
Mr. Client: oh wow, U know stats, good ur improving in analysis, keep it up
Kumar Chetan: yes, thanks for motivation

Conclusion: Beauty lies in the eyes of beholder and you can always put glasses on eyes to make thing look beautiful.

Quick Update: Time 23:24 hrs. Rate of sneezing decreased to 1.6 Sneezes per min.

I am the best

Posted by Kumar Chetan – June 24, 2006

I cant be more shameless than this.
I compiled this sms on my cell and sent it to 32 ppl accross the India
“Did u call me?

Fwd this sms and count how many ppl respond.
good prank”

I am still recieving call and msgs
“No”
“No, I dint”
“for what?”
“no but I will call u soon”
I have been playing too many pranks now a days. Copy cat will agree with me. I guess I am going wild. I need to apply breaks.

PS: I guess there are no limits to be more shameless. Thinking of another prank for next weekend.
devil

A couplet by Manzoor Ahmed

Posted by Kumar Chetan – June 23, 2006

While looking for some thing in my old diaries I found this couplet (sher) by Manzoor Ahmed
jinke liye mar mar ke jiye hum, kya paya unse manzoor
kuch ruswai, kuch badnami, humko mili suagaat ke naam

For whome I was ready to die they just gave me bad name and depression as a gift.

Relate this to an IT guy’s life.
The clients for whome I worked overnight at the end didnt accept my delivered product.
SAD but true.

Welcome back after break

Posted by Kumar Chetan – June 23, 2006

This is a must read -> http://kadnan.blogspot.com/2006/06/mian-and-bibi.html
If U r too lazy to click the link here it is
Anything in this post after the following dotted line is from Addu’s blog and buzz him if u r offended
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Mian and Bibi
Nasty but hilarious!!.My friend Saad sent me this today.Have fun:)

Mian sahib wanted to raise money for his party, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was very high so he ended up buying a donkey instead.

He figured that since he had it he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper said: “MIAN’S ASS SHINES”.

Mian sahib was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The paper read: “MIAN’S ASS OUT IN FRONT”

His wife was so upset with this kind of publicity that she ordered Mian sahib not to enter the donkey in another race.

The paper headline read: “WIFE SCRATCHES MIAN’S ASS”

This was too much for Mrs. Mian. So she ordered Mian sahib to get rid of the donkey. Mian sahib decided to give it to Benazir.

The paper headline the next day read: “BENAZIR TAKES MIAN’S ASS”.

Followed by another on the next day:

“NOW BENAZIR HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN”.

All the opposition leaders got very upset at this kind of publicity. They informed Benazir that she would have to get rid of the donkey.
So she sold it to a farmer for Rs.500.

Next day the headline read: “BENAZIR SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs.500″

This was too much for the veteran opposition leader, Nawabzada Nasrullah Khan, so he ordered Benazir to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.

Next day, the headline in the paper read:
“BENAZIR ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE”

I am taking a break from blogging…

Posted by Kumar Chetan – June 23, 2006

I am taking a break from blogging…

till next post.
Evil is live spelled reverse.
devilMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.devil