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The following is a cnversation between me and one of my net pal from Pakistan. My pal is politically active and wants peace between India and Pakistan. Infact he came India but dude to Visa restrictions he could not come to Chandigarh and we could not meet.
Afzal: How r u bro
Me: am fine sir, how r u and hows bhabhi and niece
Afzal: Bhabhi si quite angry with your niece and your niece is crying.
Me: Oh what happened??
Afzal: Your niece was aying some bad words, abuses, so your bhabhi got angry and she made your niece taste some red chilli powder
Me (Shocked): WHAT???? you know the kid is only 3 years
Afzal: Yes dear, but this is not good…she knows many bad words at this age
ME: But who tought her all these bad words??? I guess elders??? I dont think a kid can invent bad words
Afzal: Yes I know but then we must do some thing to stop her
Me: Do you think she will stop??
Afzal: Yes
Me: no she will always remember these words and she will use them, not infront of you, but some where else
Afzal: mmmm yes you are right
Replace Afzal with Govt of India and Me witha comon blogger. Go against established norms and rules and Govt will ban you. The health minister thot that banning cigerettes in movies will reduce smoking. It will never happen. The Govt of India like all the other Govts in world thinks that by creating unnecessary issues they will be able to divert the attention of “aam aadmi” or “common man” from real issues like rising prices of food and housing, expensive education and low quality clinical facilities.
Once Adnan asked me, “You have democracy in your country. What does this means?”
I said, “We choose our leaders so that they can cheat us.”

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