Men are just simply happier people, and here is why…
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. ( 
I wish Keshi was reading this line.)
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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**The garage is all yours.
whoever said that? huhhhhhhhh!
**You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
who wants to be President these days? yuikkkkkkz!
Men do get pregnant with Soccer. Cos that’s when they become lazy and becomes a total couch potato that need to be hospitalised to get better lol!
**People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. ( I wish Keshi was reading this line.)
yep Keshi read that line
But as a woman I stare at men’s chests too hahaha!
Keshi.