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Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. ( I wish Keshi was reading this line.)
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

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even when some one breaks your heart

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Today I take pride in teling everyone that I have finally opened my new office. In this post i am just going to blow my own trumpet and sing my own song.

2 years back when I started I was with my “So called best friends”. No capital. No support. Nothing. Today, I have established my self and my parents proudly say, this guy never listened to us and did what he wanted to do. I have nt become a big shot but I have proved myself.

So welcome to my new blog and new office. Blogspot.com is down.

The following is a cnversation between me and one of my net pal from Pakistan. My pal is politically active and wants peace between India and Pakistan. Infact he came India but dude to Visa restrictions he could not come to Chandigarh and we could not meet.
Afzal: How r u bro
Me: am fine sir, how r u and hows bhabhi and niece
Afzal: Bhabhi si quite angry with your niece and your niece is crying.
Me: Oh what happened??
Afzal: Your niece was aying some bad words, abuses, so your bhabhi got angry and she made your niece taste some red chilli powder
Me (Shocked): WHAT???? you know the kid is only 3 years
Afzal: Yes dear, but this is not good…she knows many bad words at this age
ME: But who tought her all these bad words??? I guess elders??? I dont think a kid can invent bad words
Afzal: Yes I know but then we must do some thing to stop her
Me: Do you think she will stop??
Afzal: Yes
Me: no she will always remember these words and she will use them, not infront of you, but some where else
Afzal: mmmm yes you are right
Replace Afzal with Govt of India and Me witha comon blogger. Go against established norms and rules and Govt will ban you. The health minister thot that banning cigerettes in movies will reduce smoking. It will never happen. The Govt of India like all the other Govts in world thinks that by creating unnecessary issues they will be able to divert the attention of “aam aadmi” or “common man” from real issues like rising prices of food and housing, expensive education and low quality clinical facilities.
Once Adnan asked me, “You have democracy in your country. What does this means?”
I said, “We choose our leaders so that they can cheat us.”

In Maths when we add three trailing dots to any expression we mean to say the expression continues. Fore next few days, I dont know the exact count, I will be partially busy in moving my office to new location. This time I am taking a risk in much bigger way and sense. Will be paying more rent, nearly double, will be more paying for everything else. But I wanted to take this risk and wanted to givemy best shot to my venture. I still lack in managerial skills and hope I will improve myself and my company will grow. Wish me best of luck. I will be in and out of my blog but will keep up with others.
Wish me best of luck for my venture.