Death is a bitter truth

Posted by Montu on July 27, 2006

Bewajah is dead. Why?

  1. I got busy.
  2. Chaitu is not well and she plans to be like this. I wonder how doctors in Hyderabad earn their living. :-?
  3. Vanathi is a sleeping (:| partner with worst thing, no investment and support.

Its hard to see the project going down. Its another example of my bad managment skill. I guess I need to ask Shree Shree 1008 Dawn ji Maharaj( ^:)^ ) to shower some Project Managment skills on me.

3 commandants for a successful life:

Posted by Montu on July 26, 2006

  1. Stay married, you have nothing to lose except happiness
  2. Stay cool coz marriage is not a word but a life sentence
  3. Stay faithful to the wife. Whose wife? That can be discussed later ;-)

Men are just simply happier people, and here is why…

Posted by Montu on July 25, 2006

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. ( ;-) I wish Keshi was reading this line.)
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.