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The song by Ronan Keating is wow. One of my fav. Since sunday am having headache and so at last after one year I decided to see a doctor coz today morning I was feeling restlessness+headache+some variation in blood pressure. Over all I thot its time to say a fnal good bye to this world. To this planet. To fly away to some place where ougoing calls are free and we have PCs with OS that never crashes and many more things.
Me: Sir am feeling restless
Doctor: OK
Me: Also headache
He: (While checking my BP) Hmmmm. OK Anything else.
Me: Am not feeling good
He writes something on a piece of paper which only chemists can read and tells me
“Take this tablet right now.”
More than 5 hours and 30 mins have passed and I guess my trip to hell is cancelled. Damn it. And my PC crashes. My clients call me
A) From Australia
B) From UK
C) A Local Indian Client
D) Another Local Indian Client
and there is a problem with one of my server and lot many things.
Duh #-0

Chaitu the Pichi Grl, (dont ask me wat pichi means BTW Pichi means mad or crazy :P is blaming me for not able to update Bewajah. Really I am not able to update Bewajah. Basic reason was ban on blogsspot. I changed my ISP and now I can access my blogspot domains. But the ISP I was using is still not able to ammend its settings. Anyway. But, now I dont plan to update bewajah. I will move all the stuff to my domain and will make the feature from daily one stuff to anytime anything stuff.

Today I signed in office around 6:40AM. Why? I woke up around 5:30 and there was nothing to do. Rit now its 9:20PM and I dont want to leave to my place as there is nothing to do after office.

Now the last para is contradicting with title. Life is not hectic I made it. Actually ummmm I dont know why but I cant keep away from PCs and Broadband Internet. I feel like some one has stepped on my nerves. I feel desperate. Now I feel lonely more than ever.

If you are reading this kindly help me in finding a Grl frend. Requirements:

• Must have a GSM handset with Airtel
• Must be able to understand computer slang
• Must have moderate thinking, I am supposed to look at other gals coz my eyes are meant for looking at good things
• Must be ready to spend money. I am broke now. Dont have enuff money
• Must have a vehicle and must not ask me to drive it.
• Must like guys with growing beard.
• and many more

Am lonely

Many have written books, articles, blogs and wat else on this subject. Many more will write. I am one of those. May be I have blogged on this issue many times but I see this strange subject getting more complex and stranger by every passing second.

More interview questions.
Strangely I did get to interview some hard nuts. Some Masters in Technology also appeared but I have following funny situation to share.
Me: So what is your cuurent salary?
He: 8000
I guess he thought he cleared the interview but this guy even didnt have a pen to fillup the questionnaire. He even performed badly in 2nd round.
Me: So what is your excpectation?
He: Obviously 9K
Me: Why? You even dont know what is your job profile and the answer sheet is more worst.
He: no coz your office is faa…aar from my home.
Me: Good. If I move my office near to your home you will work for free. Right.
He: ummmmm
Me: What is the notice period in your company?
He: Sir 2 months
I was quite amazed. Hewas smiling.
Me: But you will have to join from this Monday. How will you do that?
He: mmm I will join from Monday.
Me: How? Will you not give notice to your present employer?
He: No issues sir I will get salary on Monday and I will join you after that.

I was wondering if I hired this guy and he got a job near to his place he will simply ditch me. My answer was obvious.
Love Life.
I dont have any love life. I mean romantic love life. . My mom, dad, sis and my friends all love me. I had a virtual GF and she, I dont know why, has suddenly vanished. I guess she got busy with her life. Some time as Keshi said in her one of post I feel must call her and say get lost but this is not love in any case. So a lesson again learned. Never expect anything in a relation. Its like an incentive which you may or may not get.
Professional Life
Now my professional life is more hectic. I have to do lot of sundry tasks. Lot many. I even cant list them here. But I am enjoying it. More than 2 people calling me “Sir” makes me feel proud and a fact that all this happened due to my hardwork makes me more happy. I didnt inherit any fortune but I will make sure if I adopt some one he or she will have a fortune. I still need to learn managerial skills.
Death of Bewajah
This project is as good as dead. Vani dont have access to internet. Chaitu is still busy in copying me. I will say in immitating me. She is not updating bewajah. An example of my good team skills.
Change in lifestyle
My daily lifestyle has changed. I have access to a PC from 9 to 9 only. I am trying to get hold of a laptop but my pockets are empty and I feel this is going to be a tough job.

Attack of BSOD
I lost my handbag in my journey to home. I didnt lose anything important except my trouser and a t-shirt and also a home made medicine.

Me: So what are you doing now a days?
He: I am a teaching in the institute from 9 to 7 in the morning.
Me: Good. 9 to 7 in the morning. What is your salary expectation?
He: 7000 to 8000
Me: Why so? You even dont know how to write cin and cout in C++.
He: I have heard that programmers get good salary.
Me: What is your present salary?
He: 8000
Me: And you are ready to join at 7000???
He: Yes
Me: Why on less??
He: I have heard after some time programmers get more salary. (still smiling)
I wonder what is happening… either am expecting too much or there is not talent left.

so it rained at last.

weather is kool and wow

but still I am not satisfied with biased nature of mother nature

I can still see clouds on shivalik mountains from my office

its raining there

and nothing here