I never thought I can make any human being feel nervous and above all can scare any one. My 6 year old niece is not scared of me. My sis is not scared of me. Leave aside my friends. But I am scaring people for last 2 days.

Scene 1.
Me: So you think DOM is “Distrubuting Object Model”?
He: Yes sir
Me: You are BE in Computer Science(CS)?
He: Yes sir
Me: Cool down buddy. Dont feel nervous.
He: OK sir.
Me: You have also done your Diploma in CS. When did you passout?
He: MMMMM….
Me: when did you passout from diploma?
He: Forgot sir
Me: Good!
He: I joine degree as soon as I finished my diploma.
Me: … and when did you passout your degree, your BE in CS.
He: This year.
Me: Then you passed out from diploma in 2003.
HE: I think…yes sir
Even after this he wasnt comfortable. The guy was pathatic.

Scene 2
This time a girl. Masters in CS.
Me: Can you explain what all you have written about Search Engine?
She: Sir Google have a search engine on the home page.
Me: Sorry to interrupt you like this but what is Google exactly?
She: mmmm Sir told us this only

I could see her lips. She wanted to say something but my blank emotionless face made her nervous

Scene 3
Again a guy. This time a professional, experinced fellow. Taller than me. Elder than me.
Me: You have not written the algorithm.
He: No
Me: Why?
He: I dont know Javascripts.
Me: Do you know what an algo is?
He: Yes
Me: Tell me what it is…
He: I will write it now…
Me: OK. I am here you jot it down on this paper.

(and I give him a paper. After 5 mins.)
He: I have not taken the case of Feb, only months that have 30 or 31 days.
Me: Why so?
He: We can do it later…
Me: Will you give this solution to a customer?
He: No.
Me: Then if you can not just complete this small task how will you deliver bigger jobs
And this was enuff to make the guy nervous. He swallowed whatever he had in his mouth and closed his eyes.
He: Sir I have lot of patience.
Me: I appreciate that but that is not an excuse.
I rejected the guy.
But I did make ppl nervous. This is not an achievement but I think I can prove that appearence is not what matters. I may look like a kid to my clients but I am a professional.

where is my evil laugh

muahahahahahahahaha

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I googled SSP Factor and didnt find any thing. So I am taking pride in defining SSP Factor.

SSP stands for Shameless Self Promotion. Obviously it denotes how shamelessly some one promotes himself or herself. According to my theory of everything lies in the head the more the SSP factor the more you are happy. That ismore you promote yourself more you are happy.

OK. Now lets move to the point. Next time you find it hard to type  http://shameless-self-promotion.org/ you can also type http://kumarchetan.com. Both URIs point to same blog and to same gr8 personality.

I am great. I am best. Praise me. Worship me.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I dont believe in luck but believe in chances.

I can see beautiful Shivalik range of mountains from my new office and I can see the mountains are gettin rain every day. What a scene! But here in my city, its hot and humid

One of my colleague is using a machine which technically is lower in configuration than my machine. After 4 consecutive crashes of FireFox I had to launch FF in safe mode. My machine takes atleast one and half minute to boot. My colleague’s machine boots intsantly. FF never crashed. And machine is really fast.

When I am busy all my pals, real and virtual, will call/IM me. When I am free every one else is busy and will say “JAM” where JAM = Just A Minute.
Life is like that.

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