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It has been a long time. Long. Very long.

Period.

Anyway. Things must move with time. Nothing can stop. But some things do stop. Again contradictory statements. The world is full of contradictions. Good and Evil. Beautiful and Ugly. even this post is full of contradictions. Black text over white background.

I am going to stop blogging. Period.

Can I?
Yes, I can. This is my last post…for the month of September. I am going to stop blogging for 3-4 days.

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My Software Engineer Cousin Brother, mind it he is an Engineer, has send me the following quotes by Mr. Navjot Singh Sidhu. There is a complete collection of Sidhuism on Wikiquotes. The man has risen from none to some one in cricket field. I respect the guy for hjis funnybone and his ability to see people laugh on himself.

• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
• There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
• Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
• This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
• Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
• He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
• The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
• As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
• The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
• The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
• The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
• Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
• The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
• Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
• You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
• Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
• He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
• One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
• This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain T&T “Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”
• Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
• Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
• You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
• The cat with gloves catches no mice.
• Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
• He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
• The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
• Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

m too much occupied with work and a heap of unwashed cloths

time to get philosophical.

This is a question that Keshi asked. I too asked this question when I was a teenager. I will be dead. Every one I love and care for will be also dead. May be before me and may be after me. No one knows this. Then why do we love some thing then we know one day we will loose it? Many whys.

I read Bhagwad Geeta and even I am an atheist I will this is the most sacred book in the whole galaxy. Geeta is composed of 18 chapters. Each dealing with Arjun’s conversation with Krishna. During the epic war of Mahabharata, Arjun was faced with a task of killing his own relatives and more than that, he was supposed to kill his tacher, his grandparents and other loved ones. This was enough to shake Arjun. It will shake any human being. How can you kill the same teacher who taught you? Who cited you as a best student? Krishna guided him. And the word Karma or duty came into word.

We are here to do our Karma. We need to pass on our values and knowledge to coming generations. If no one before us have done this we wud not have been able to think like this. I will suggest everyone to read Geeta. Every one interprets Geeta in one’s own words but finds the answer.

Feeling sad or down is normal. Even I do so. One of my new found blogger pal thinks he is a sucker. I told him man its all in your head. You feel sad coz you tell yourself that the scolding given by your mom or dad is sad thing. You dont find that they just want to improve yourself. I have been working hard to set up my LAN for 3 weeks and at a moment every one (including me also) lost hope and decided to hire some one. It was enough to break my confidence. Putting question on my knowledge and existence. But then there is always a second side of the coin. It took me just 10 minutes to set up the LAN today.

The life works on barter system. It gives something and takes away some thing. And when it takes away some thing it gives back some thing also. Now its your vision that can see the give and take process.

Now some thing, how can I be so serious?
NAAA. So the girls in this world must know some thing. I am the only last piece left in this world. hurry up or some one else will take me away only giving u sorrow. Offer valid till stock lasts.

Easy task takes 5 minutes, tough takes 10 min & impossible takes bit more time to finish.