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We need a good office boy. I guess my company will find one now.
did u pass maths?
Maths and computers go hand in hand. Computing is Maths and Maths is computing. Apart from literature, history and physics, maths is my favourite subject. Now following is some good maths’ stuff.
Proof that one equals zero (Using Algebra)
| Given that a and b are integers such that a = b + 1, | Prove: 1 = 0 |
|---|---|
| 1. a = b + 1 | 1. Given |
| 2. (a-b)a = (a-b)(b+1) | 2. Multiplication Prop. of = |
| 3. a2 - ab = ab + a - b2 - b | 3. Distributive Propoerty |
| 4. a2 - ab -a = ab + a -a - b2 - b | 4. Subtraction Prop. of = |
| 5. a(a - b - 1) = b(a - b - 1) | 5. Distributive Propoerty |
| 6. a = b | 6. Division Property of = |
| 7. b + 1 = b | 7. Transitive Property of = (Steps 1, 7) |
| 8. Therefore, 1 = 0 | 8. Subtraction Prop. of = |
Above given info is easy to put a question mark on your brain 
. You may even start worrying 
. The question will be did I pass maths?
Yes the same question I have put up for spammers. The $%@#%@#(~
) spammers are spamming me. So, here comes the maths to rescue me. 
BTW more maths stuff is here and here.
Welcome Spammers 
I did pass the maths.
tips for washing cloths
b4 u start washin cloths undrstand 1 thng, avoid shortcuts.
I have been doing my laundry for last 10 years. If I have access to a washing machine then good otherwise washing cloths is an exercise. In any case make sure
there is no currency in your pockets
there is no usb drive in your pockets
there is no headphone kit in your pockets
the piece of cloth you are about to wash is REALLY dirty or you may be washing the same 2nd time
rest is optional
happy b’day to gudiya
14th November is Children’s day in India. B’day of Jawahar Lal Nehru. He was lucky to born on this day. On this day one of another great personality came into this word. My Sister. Today is her b’day. In my family b’day is like all other day with just a little special thing, wishes. No parties. My mom, dad and sis are the simplest person in this world. At the most they will celebrate the day by making some desert in the dinner. I can never wish some one more good than my sis. What may happen she will never use any impolite word for me. Wished I was at home.
why always with me
December 2004. I decide to buy some 2 wheeler. My choice is Bullet 350, but it is expensive. So I start looking for some finance options. No finance options were available at that time. After a month’s survey I decided to settle down on my 2nd choice, Hero Honda Splendor. On 10th Jan I was riding on my bike. Smiling. The bike cost me around 42,000 Rs. I was happy on my “wise decision”. On 14th Jan the prices of bike were slashed by 1000 Rs. 
April 2006. I decide to buy a new cell phone with GPRS+EDGE+Bluetooth. I settle for Nokia 3230. The phone cost me 10,825 Rs. I was again happy on my “wise decision”. A month later the phone was priced at 9200 Rs.
November 2006. I decide to buy a laptop. After a long survey, research and checking my finances I go for a Compaq notebook. The notebook cost me 38,000 Rs. I was again happy on my “wise decision”. Just a week has passed and the laptop is cheaper by 1000 Rs.
