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technology is inspiring thing. rit now i discovered i am being cheated. i am living in a wrong world. i need to make choices. i have to be cruel. more cruel.

i have a laptop

i have nokia 3230

i have got gprs too

let us see

I really don’t know what life is. But human nature is more complex.
Scene 1
6:56 AM. My cell phone rings. I try to open my eyes and try search my cell phone in my bed. My bed is a synonym for the word “mess”. I “discover” the phone near my pillow. The caller is a person who wakes up around 9AM in the morning. I am bit surprised.
Me: Hey!!! 
He: Hey bro. Are you in office?
Me: Office? I have just opened my eyes.
He: Dude, I noticed that you leave for office this time. For last many days you are not visible.
The caller is my landlord. He lives on ground floor.
Me: (Laugh). Yes, have been busy with some work. You know am a hard worker no smart worker. 

Scene2
Being the only one, or say chosen one to increase my importance, I have to run from here and there for all my petty official tasks. I am a collection agent and delivery boy also. This time I was supposed to see some one in the other corner of city. The place was near to one of my old batch mate’s place. So I thought I will also meet her. This batch mate was a special person in my life. Was. Was is used in past tense. For last one and a half year her behavior turned from a good friend to a batch mate who looks for you only when need arises. I tried calling her. 3 times. No response. I send her SMS. No response. More than one week have passed.

Scene 3
I am online with a client. Busy. Even can’t afford to die. I see a mail notification pop up on my screen. My reaction. WHAT?????  I tell my client to hold on. And open the mail. It’s from Mah. The mail says, “Dear where are you? You are not online. You don’t take my calls. I am really worried about you. Just let me know if you are ok. Please. I love you.” Mah is not in India. In the evening she calls me.

Scene 4
One of my old batch mate comes on line. And she buzzed me. I knew she needs some kind of help that’s why she buzzed me.
Me: Hey!! How are you? Happy birthday in advance. 
She: I don’t have yahoo messenger at my place. Where do I find it?
What happened to the word courtesy?
I guess computers and cell phones are good companions. You can program them to your choice.

Scene at barber’s shop
I entered into barber’s shop. As happens anywhere people who look at me do look at me for more than one minute. I have a very unique face.  I am used to this. Except barber and his 2 assistants there were three more persons. Two of them looked at my face through mirror and third one’s eyes were closed.
Me (to Barber in chief): How much I will have to wait for my turn?
He: not more than 5 minutes sir. Take a seat.
I took a set from where I could see the TV. Australian has done what it always does. The Windies were bold out at a meager score of 139 runs. But Windies were not like Indian team. They had decided to fight back and when I started watching the match it was 32 for 2 wickets and 10 over. Soon a seat was empty for me and the assistant barber looked at me.
He (pointing towards chair): Sir, please…
Me: Thanks
He: Which style sir?
Now this was the toughest question asked to me by any barber. Which style?  This was just the beginning. This was not the first time I was asked this question. By age and experience I have found the answer to this question.
Me: Shorten these. Not too much short not too much lengthy.
He: medium.
Me: mmmmmm…. Make sure my hairs are neither too short and nor too lengthy. Make them more short then medium but keep lengthy than short.
He:  I didn’t get your point….
Me: Medium.
The same kind of question is asked when I go shopping for cloths. What style? What color? And I go dumb. In the end I buy plane light colored cloths. And most of the time my trouser are grey, cream or peach colored cotton trousers. Shirts being shades of white and blue and grey. I don’t have any checked shirts.
So I find my style very dull and boring and even when I want to change my style to some what bright and lively I end up being the same no style guy. What to do? BTW  its 00:56 AM and I must go to sleep. Having a laptop is great.
Did I blog about my new laptop?

Let “x” represent a random person. Let KC denote Kumar Chetan. Following are samples of conversation that is taking place between x and KC

Sample 1
x: So?
KC: yes
X: Are you married?
KC: no .
x: Why not?

Sample 2
x:So you will be 27 this december?
KC: ys
x:Got Married?
KC: No
x: NOOOO!!!! Why not? its high time for you to get married?

Sample 3
KC: No I will leave around 9pm
x: Why so? Dont you have a family?
KC: No
x: Why??
Sometime this “x”, which is some random person, wants to speak to my parents regarding my marriage. Now I remember one of my cousin’s words. “A bachelor is unwanted element in society made of married persons. They simply can’t see some one else living happily.”