Month: April 2007

How to discourage tele callers?

Posted by – April 7, 2007

Description: This page describes one of many ways to discourage tele callers who wish to offer you investment plans and credit card at the time when you dont need these.

Situation 1.
The telecaller is a fresh recruit. She is basically a nice girl.

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Me: Hello :)
Other-Side: Hello sir, I am calling from some this and that bank. :)
Me: Ok :-/
She: Sir I want to tell you about some investment plan/Credit Card/New Product/Blah Blah
Me: Why? /:)
She: This is my job. :|
Me: OK. Thats fine. But why me? /:)
She: coz I have got you number :-S
Me: But why my number? /:)
She: :-S Sir…
Me(angry tone): WHAT?
She: Sir can I…:-S
Me: No You can’t. How did you find my number? Whats the name of your company? Delete my contact detail right now.
She: OK sir.

HANG UP

Situation 2.
The tele caller is used to all this and she is using the “girl power“, evil of all the things in this wrord. She has got a sweet voice and she is determined to sell you some thing.
She: Hello Sir :)
Me: Yes :-/
She: Sir I am XYZ. How are you sir? :)
Me: Am fine, how are you? :|
(She got me to say something extra.)
She(her tone is still sweet): Me also fine, I wanted to tell you some thing about life time free credit card. :)
Me: What???? /:) Who gave you my number?
She(her tone is sweeter): Sir, I got it from a database, I will tell you this is one of the best offer we have for you. :)
Me: Why me? /:)
She(her tone is sweeter++): Just allow me to explain you :)
Me: Whats your name? /:)
She: XYZ :)
Me: Hmmmmm :-?
She: Sir we will not charge anything, its free of cost. :)
Me(Now my voice is sweet): Ms XYZ, what are you doing today evening? :-X
She(Tone Changed): What sir? :-/
Me: I need this credit card, we can meet in the evening and you can give me the card. ;-)
She: But sir I dont deliver the cards, this is…
Me: I know ;-), but I want to meet you :-X, you have a sweet voice :-X, tell me where can I pick you up from?
HANG UP

Pyar ke side effects

Posted by – April 7, 2007

I have received my cellphone bill. Its 3000INR. Not too much. I was expecting it to touch 4000INR. But Airtel offered me discounts up to 1800INR. This usage also included some roaming. And If I remove all roaming and other extra charges (ISD SMS and other stuff) my effective cellphone bill will be 2500INR.

Eating out has increased. It has gone from once in a week to everyday. In fact I feel there are no more new restaurants in Chandigarh. I will soon start  looking for places around Chandigarh. Me and Bhupinder once decided to sample all the places in Chandigarh,  these included all the Dhabas, Ahatas, Fast food Joints and restaurants.

So that means love is expensive but I can still afford it. I am rich. :D

I am in love

Posted by – April 4, 2007

:-X

I am in love. Following is the conversation that took place between me and my friends.

Me and Tweety
Me: Hi Tweety :-X
Tweety: Hi, watssup
Me: as usual, there is another floor. :P
Tweety: /:) go to hell
Me: I wanted to tell you some thing :-X
Tweety: What?
Me: Tweety…
Tweety: Dont tell me you are in love, again
Me: :|
Tweety: I knew it
Me: but…
Tweety: if you got some thing new to tell me then tell me or else get lost
Me: :|

Me and Shubh
Me: Hey dude…
Shubh: Yes..
Me: I want to tell you some thing :">
Shubh: ok
Me: I am in love :-X
Shubh: ok
Me: Yes, I am in love…
Shubh: OK, tell me some thing new and GENUINE
Me: :|

Me and Shikha
Me: Shikhaaaa
Shikha: Chetannnn
Me: I want to tell you some thing :-X
Shikha: /:) and whats that
Me: actually I am…
(pause for a moment)
Shikha: /:) dont be so dramatic, tell me
Me: I am in love
Shikha: again? 8-|
Me: :|

Now this was on 1st April, Me and Harry Jerry
Me: I am in love
Harry: he he :)) ok
Me: its true :|
Harry: I wont believe you today, I am all yours after 12 :)
Me: :|

Me and Indian Einstien aka Pink Floyad aka Sukhbir
Me: I am in love
Sukhbir: =))

:|

Believe me, being in love is like being in heaven but it costs you a complete life.