This conversation took place today between Mr. X (Unknown for obvious reasons) and Mr. Y which is me.

Mr. X: hmm, like anybody else, he is pitiable after he got married
Mr. Y: hmm…
Mr. Y: you said it in just one line
Mr. Y: I am going to quote you everywhere
Mr. X: ruko bhai (Stop bro)
Mr. X: maine to aapke kuchh bura nahi kiya (I didnt harm you)
Mr. X: fir ye sabkyon (Then why all this?)
Mr. Y: aap ne satya vachan kahe (You said some thing very true)
Mr. Y: !!!
Mr. X: hmm, like anybody else, he is pitiable after he got married
Mr. X: na prabhu (No dude)
Mr. X: aaj fir? pitvaoge (not today, I dont want a beating)
Mr. X: 
Mr. Y: oh
Mr. X: She is also on FB
Mr. X:
Mr. Y: lolz
Mr. Y: man
Mr. Y: i nagged my wife so much that she blocked me from FB
Mr. Y: and even from orkut
Mr. X: Oh teri di (Damn it)
Mr. X: signs are discouraging
Mr. Y: In any case this conversation needs to be “documented”
Mr. Y: I will document it