- You are sick of loud and outrageous comedies of Button Khula Hai Akshay Kumar.
- You dont feel happy & gay after watching K-Jo flicks.
- You are a Rajni KantH fan and or love to watch outrageous gravity defying scenes that challenge your intelligence. (The extra Hetch H is intentional.)
- You are a pervert and watch any movie that has an item number, specially if the item number was performed by Malaika Arora Khan.
- You promote newcomer, regard less of how good or bad they act.
- You are curious to know why every other person watches Dabangg, doesn’t find anything special in the movie and still asks you to watch the movie once. (Do note, I am one of those who is recommending you this movie.)
- You are sick of watching reruns of CID or some crappy reality show or sob sob Saas/Bahu/Behen/Bhabhi…soap operas or prefixed cricket matches on TV.
- You want to donate your hard earned money to multiplexes who charge you 3 times the actual price of anything.
- You have nothing else to do.
- You are a die hard Salman Khan fan. Salman carries the movie and no one else can do this.
Do watch Dabangg.