Month: June 2011

God and Wife

Posted by – June 21, 2011

God had an argument with his “wife”.
God: All married men fear their wife.
God’s “Wife”: Prove it.
God calls for all married men and says, “Those who do not fear their wife may stand to my left and rest may stand on right side.”
Soon all men move to right side of the God and just one man stands on left side.
God is amazed.
God reaches that lone man and asks, “Are you not afraid of your wife?”
The man gives God a puzzled look and says, “What?”
God asks, “Why are you standing here all alone?”
Man replies, “My wife asked me to stay at this place…she will return soon.”

The great Indian gravy – Silver bullet for most Indian dishes

Posted by – June 15, 2011

Cooking is an art and how much women may scream and shout about it, men are masters of this art. But men are modest and prefer food cooked by their mother or wife. And women think they don’t know how to cook. Enough of cribbing. I am going to open source my formula for cooking most of Indian dishes. Its easy and needs a bit of practice to master it. Let us start.

Theory

Most of the Indian gravy dishes are cooked in a very spicy combination. The catch is to know when to add which spice and in what form. Some spices are finely grounded like Turmeric powder but some are used in whole like cumin seed. Cumin seeds are added as soon as the cooking is started and garam masala is added at the end. When the gravy is cooked the target element say potatoes can be added. This adds flavour to potatoes and the target element also absorbs the spices. Replace potatoes with boiled kidney beans and you have the famous Rajmah or by Chicken and you have a Chicken dish.

Step one, requirements.

We need following items, listed in the order of importance.

  • Onion or pyaz, sliced finely, paste will be better
  • Tomato or tamato or tamatar, sliced finely, do away with seeds if possible, puree is good
  • Turmeric powder or haldi
  • Dried coriander powder or pisa dhania
  • Chilli powder or laal mirch
  • Salt
  • Oil or ghee
  • Cumins seeds or jeera
  • Ginger or adrak, sliced finely and some extra as paste.
  • Garlic or lehsun, slice finely or create a paste as done with ginger
  • Garam masala
  • Green chillies or hari mirch
  • Cloves or laung or lavang
  • Cinnamon or dal chini
  • Bay leaves or tej patta

Step two, the practice

The process I am about to mention is not very hard and fast. One can experiment and discover new flavors. To prepare this dish we would be cooking everything on medium heat. Cooking at medium heat requires a lot of patience. Cooking time is increased and the resulting dish has better flavor and aroma. Before you start, keep everything handy. A simple trick can fill your kitchen with aroma. Heat two tablespoon ghee or cooking oil in a pan. I suggest a thick base pan. When the oil is hot enough that you can smell the aroma, add cumin seeds. As soon as cumin seed start to pop you can add onions. But wait. If you have cloves and cinnamon handy throw in cinnamon and cloves along. Break cinnamon and cloves will be much better. Do not let these spices burn. You should be able to smell the aroma.There are many variations here. You can add nutmeg and bay leaves as well. All these spices are normally added in the starting.

Tip: To prepare my type of Jeera Rice, heat not more than half a tablespoon oil/ghee and add cumin seed, nutmeg, bay leaves, cinnamon and cloves as mentioned above. Add rice and stir well and add water accordingly.

Add finely chopped onions. In case you are adding onion paste, maintain a proper distance from the pan and also make sure you are not cooking at not more than medium heat. Slowly add onion paste. DO NOT ADD WATER. Keep moving a spatula/serving spoon in the pan and fry onions till the onions start turning golden, do not let them turn brown. If you have chopped green chillies, this is the time to add them. I have also heard and tried adding granular sugar and a pinch of salt. Stir till you see the chillies are fried. Time to add chopped ginger and garlic. I mostly use ginger garlic paste. I take thick paste and add a teaspoon of water to it so that I can mix the thick paste well in the onion. Stir and make sure the paste is evenly mixed with onions. If you have been constantly stirring this mixture and cooking it on medium heat the onions wont turn brown too early. Add turmeric powder, coriander powder, red chilli powder and salt. Keep stirring. The paste should turn yellow. Keep cooking for a minute or two. Do not let it stick to the pan. If it sticks use spatula/serving spoon to stir it. I have seen people adding a spoon of hung curd at this moment.

Tip: Take fresh curd, put it in muselin cloth bag and hang this for a while. This will strain out all the water from curd. Add cardamom powder and confectioner’s sugar, stir well, refrigerate for some time and voila! You have Shree Khand. In another variation you can add saffron and mango essence to make Aamra Shree Khand.

By 4-5 minutes you should notice the oil getting separated from our fried onion paste. This mixture should loose its yellow color that turmeric powder may have rendered it. Time to add finely chopped tomatoes. Freshly created tomato puree can be used. Cook this for another 5 minutes. Keep stirring. We are about to finish our gravy. There is a very simple sign that tells that our gravy is ready. One should be able to notice a layer of oil, red in color due to tomatoes, on the edges of pan. If you dont see the oil keep cooking. Keep stirring occasionally to make sure that gravy doesn’t stick to pan.

Now the target element. For vegetarians there are many options.

  • For aloo matar, use potatoes and peas.
  • For matar paneer, you will need peas & cottage cheese cubes, deep fry paneer or cottage cheese cubes
  • For rajmah, you need boiled kidney beans or rajmah. Boil kidney beans with a pinch of salt. Do not throw away the leftover water/soup.
  • For kaale chane, use boiled kaale chane or chick peas. As with kidney beans, boil chickpeas with a pinch of salt and do not throw away the leftover soup. My mom made sure that we had at least half a bowl of this “soup” as it is very nutritious. I used to add fresh butter to it. :-)

For carnivores

  • For Chicken curry, before you add tomato puree, add pieces of chicken, you will need to use extra tablespoon of oil/ghee here. Poke chicken pieces with a fork. In fact, marinate the chicken with a mixture of thick curd, salt, red chilli powder.
  • For fish curry, you will need to add fried fish. You can marinate the fish same way as mentioned for chicken.
  • For egg curry, add boiled eggs instead of chicken. I am not sure how it helps but I have seen a guy even frying the boiled eggs separately before using in the gravy.
  • For mutton curry, use mutton.

The last thing in our gravy is to add water or cream. If you intend to use cream, lower the heat and let the gravy cook for a minute. Slowly add cream and keep stirring. In case of water, use at least luke warm water. If you are cooking Rajmah or Kaale Chane, use the leftover water from boiling. Sprinkle garam masala and cover the pan. Let the dish simmer for a while. We are done. Some chefs add Kashmiri Mirch and Kasoori Methi to further enhance the flavor. But I guess this is more than enough. Though the recipe is not very complex, its very hard to prepare a dish using this recipe in first go. One needs to know the right time and temperature to add spices.

Happy cooking!

A ride to Nandi Hills, Bangalore

Posted by – June 11, 2011

Nandi Hills is a hillock near to Bangalore. Its near to Bangalore International Airport, upcoming IIT and now home to multi-million real estate projects. I decided to ride up to this place. I am  new to Bangalore so asked in internal forum at work. 4-5 guys express their interest and suggested we go early in the morning to witness sunrise. We chalked up a plan.We will be there on the top at 5:30 AM and will leave max by 7:30AM.

The time of sunrise on Saturday was predicted at 5:50AM. The destination was at least 73 Kilo meters from my place and I had to team up with other guys mid way. So I had to start at 3:30 AM. We were supposed to meet at Esteem Mall, on Bellary road at 4:30AM. Given the early morning traffic conditions I was able to reach the rendezvous point in just 30 minutes. From there on we were in a single file formation and as soon as we reached foothills it became clear that we wont be able to witness sunrise. The hilltop was covered in clouds. Bangalore itself has an elevation of 920 meters and top of Nandi hills is at 1480 meters. At least 500 meters above Bangalore. I stopped and tried to click a photo with my cellphone. I am lame photographer and the result was equally lame. But I was all excited. In another 15 minutes we were at the barriers and after providing the licence plate info of our bikes to the cops we started our “ascend” to the real hilly track on our bikes. The track has some nice elbow turns This was my very first bike ride to a hilly track. I had done a similar track on car but one doesn’t need to maintain balance on car. Initially I had trouble on turns, my turns were very very wide, I in fact touched the extreme right end of the road on most of my turns. As soon as we moved further we realised we were “inside a cloud”. The stray clouds reduced the visibility. But I was enjoying it. Awesome!!! That was my reaction. We reached the parking lot at 5:30 AM. The gates were not yet open and the ticket counter was closed as well. But we were inside a cloud. A strong breeze caused the dew drops on trees to fall on us, essentially producing the effect of rain.

Nandi hill’s altitude and elevation along with forest cover makes it a place for cloud condensation. The clouds and resulting fog in parking area reminded me of foggy mornings and late evenings of Punjab. Strong breeze and moisture in the air could be easily felt.

The ticket counter and gates were close but this didn’t hamper our plan. One of us knew a trail that let us bye pass the usual tourist track that leads one to the Nandi fort. The trail was full of vegetation and lead us to Tipu’s drop. The strong winds, a rocky formation and 1400 meters elevation were enough to scare but we had clouds reducing the visibility adding thrill to our trail. We stayed at Tipu’s drop. It was obvious that we have missed the sunrise. So we decided not to waste our time and energy on it. We kept following the trail. On our trail we found a bull temple, caves us and a dried up river source. We had a cup of tea there. We realised that gates had open and could notice lot of other people coming in. We had covered most of the track. After finishing our tea we decided to take the exit route which in fact is the usual entry route for tourists. On our way back we passed along the botanical garden. One could notice the presence of  monkeys. They have littered mangoes all over the track. I had not taken any pictures. But my other two colleagues had powerful DSLRs and they didnt miss any chance to click a photo.

We got out of the gate. After paying a nominal parking fee we started our “descend“. Following my colleague’s advice I turned off my bike’s engine and simply let the bike roll down. In just 15 minutes, without firing my engine, we covered our downhill track at the speed of 40KMh+. We came down to an elevation of 920 meters from an elevation of 1400 meters. We had our breakfast at a small place and followed our route back to our places.

The ride taught me many things. I still don’t have the expertise to ride a hilly track on a bike like Thunderbird. Its not easy to pull Thunderbird even if you are 6 feet+ tall. And the last lesson, I need to go on more rides. :-)

Demystifying the silicon valley of India – Bangalore

Posted by – June 4, 2011

Read the following words

  • The silicon valley of India
  • Tier 1 city of India
  • Home to ISRO
  • Home to HAL
  • Home to IISc
  • Home to IIM
  • Home  to R&D centre of many fortune 500 companies
  • City of lakes
  • City of gardens

And now close your eyes. What do you see?
A planned city, full of life, full of intellect, jiving and thriving and all other good things.

Come to Bangalore. Experience the reality. Bangalore like any other city in India

  • Doesn’t have infrastructure, worst than Gurgaon. Gurgaon is some time referred to as a millennium city, I used to call it a minimum city. Bangalore is minimal.
  • Most of the by lanes and roads and streets are one directional. Be aware while riding your vehicle.
  • No traffic sense at all. I usually compare people when I compare two places. Bangalore scores here. People in Bangalore are much more educated. There are very few manufacturing facilities in Bangalore. People here have white collar jobs and hence one can assume, people in Bangalore are much more sensible. Nope, when it comes to traffic, they are not.
  • There was a news item in Times of India regarding women in Marathalli using mineral water cans…for washing and bathing. I am exaggerating. Not only women the whole household. Why? There is no adequate water supply in Bangalore. The area named Marathalli is close to International Tech Park and doesn’t have water supply from corporation. People mostly survive on water tankers and bore-wells. Eh!, this is common in many other cities, you may say. But, we are talking about city of lakes.
  • Oh well the thing related to water do not end here. Most of the housing complexes are not connected to any central sewerage system. So where does the waste go? To the nearest lake. And well, if these housing complexes are not connected to any water supply system then from where do they source their water? Water tankers who source water from…surprise!!!  The nearest lake. Don’t you think the guy or gal or whosoever invented the phrase “a full cycle” deserves an award?
  • Everything is expensive. Things are further aggravated with highest tax structure. No the Bangalore isn’t a culprit here. The Karnataka state imposes insanely high tax slab on vehicles. So a vehicle can cost you around 10% extra in Karnataka. Fuel is expensive. On top of it, the business owners think that every Tom, Dick and Harry is earning millions of bucks and its their right to sell things at at least 1.5 times the original price. Most of business owners in Gurgaon have also learned this trick. So I doubt if Bangalore would be able to hold this position all alone, Gurgaon is certainly going to share this title. Metros normally prove the saying right that income rises to meet expenses.
  • Gardens in Bangalore? Lal Bagh. And…? Well…there are lakes. Where you have to pay entry fee. Imagine someone comes from Chandigarh, pays a nominal fee of 50 Bucks to see lake with shoddily managed, I doubt if the word “managed” can be used, side walks. An average Chandigarhian can take pride in their one and only well maintained and beautiful lake and Rose Garden, Rock Garden, Shanti Van and Leisure valley and green belt in every sector, there were at least 49 developed sectors in Chandigarh 4 years ago.

Oh man this is so sad, gloomy, dark side of Bangalore. I am being pessimist. I suck. I need to be hanged on MG Road on busy Sunday. Or better be slaughtered in Chinnaswamy stadium with the whole event being live telecasted on all TV Networks. How dare I present such a horrible image of Bangalore? No, Bangalore is not so sad place. Bangalore suffers from same problem, poor leadership chosen by misguided poor and illiterate people. Sad. I hate being in Bangalore just coz am away from my folks. I can not just drive to my folks on a weekend so I end up cribbing about Bangalore. I am biased. Its really a fun and cool place.

  • The weather is the firs thing, I can wear T-Shirts, Denims and Sandals whole year. Damn it. I have stopped wearing formal clothes. The weather is really more or less like the weather in California.
  • Its a green city. Much much greener than Gurgaon and my home town but not like Chandigarh of course. Though people complain about BBMP felling of trees every now and then but I still find Bangalore to be a green city.
  • Multicultural city. You can meet people from Kashmir to Kanyakumari, literally. Delhi up to some extent, not the whole NCR, has this kind of cultural mix.
  • And then, if the other guy can’t speak English he can understand and speak in Hindi. There are people from Rajasthan who speak fluent Hindi, Marwari and Kannada and can understand English very well. A rare scene in NCR and much rarer in Chandigarh.
  • Talent is here. Yes. Most of the startups are here. Most of the software technological things are happening here. You are master of damn shit technology, come to Banaglore, you will be treated like a king. If you have can do attitude and will do attitude, come to Bangalore. Talent is welcomed here. The only reason I am here in Bangalore is that I might not see the same opportunity in NCR in near future.
  • Ask a Punjabi if he would like to have a liquor vend at every corner, he will say “Yes!”. Bangalore is for those Punjabis.

In the end, Bangalore is like any other overcrowded Indian metro city. There are things that make me say, “Bangalore sucks!!!” and then I end up saying, “Oh I love this weather!”.