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God had an argument with his “wife”.
God: All married men fear their wife.
God’s “Wife”: Prove it.
God calls for all married men and says, “Those who do not fear their wife may stand to my left and rest may stand on right side.”
Soon all men move to right side of the God and just one man stands on left side.
God is amazed.
God reaches that lone man and asks, “Are you not afraid of your wife?”
The man gives God a puzzled look and says, “What?”
God asks, “Why are you standing here all alone?”
Man replies, “My wife asked me to stay at this place…she will return soon.”