Day 5 - Talking to a bot & dreams of swine flu

Posted by Montu on July 11, 2009

So I was just surfing the web looking for some thing to kill my time. And I found a Gtalk Bot that translates English to Hindi. Not a big deal. Here is my conversation with the bot.

Kumar: fuck you
en2hi:
तुम बकवास
Kumar: screw you
en2hi: तुम पेंच
Kumar: get lost
en2hi: दफा हो जाओ
Kumar: motherfucker
en2hi: कमीने
Kumar: i love you
en2hi: मैं आपसे प्यार करता / करती हूँ
Kumar: go to hell
en2hi: भाड़ में जाओ
Kumar: go fuck yourself you fucker
en2hi: कमीने तुमने अपने आप को बकवास जाना
Kumar: looser
en2hi: पराजित
Kumar: you are a looser
en2hi: तुम एक पराजित कर रहे हैं

These bots are not 100% perfect but good time killer. :)
Then I wasn’t feeling well,so I decided to sleep early. And I had a dream that I am suffering from swine flu and US Govt. is going to deport me. YIKES!!! :-S

Google Maps - How to use?

Posted by Montu on December 16, 2008

Desi te angreji daru da theka
This is the best use of Google Map. Map all the taverns and liquor selling shops and joints and do mention what kind of liquor and pricing compared to neighboring cities/place. This is the best Google Maps Mashup I have seen :P

I Am Dead

Posted by Montu on February 01, 2007

Some pieces of conversation between me and my pal

Me: i think i will b dead in another 10 mins
Adnan: acha, msg me wen u r dead
Kumar: oh sure, I will invite every one for my funeral and for U I will send return tickets
Adnan: fine fine, will there b concert?

Imran Khan on George W Bush

Posted by Montu on November 26, 2006

I found following hereThis is what Imran Khan had to say about Bush on “India Questions Imran Khan” on NDTV 24×7.

Pranoy Roy: So are you calling Bush a terrorist?
Imran Khan: Bush is controlled by fanatics. Bush is not bright enough to be a terrorist.

My Georgie. =))


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