God had an argument with his “wife”.
God: All married men fear their wife.
God’s “Wife”: Prove it.
God calls for all married men and says, “Those who do not fear their wife may stand to my left and rest may stand on right side.”
Soon all men move to right side of the God and just one man stands on left side.
God is amazed.
God reaches that lone man and asks, “Are you not afraid of your wife?”
The man gives God a puzzled look and says, “What?”
God asks, “Why are you standing here all alone?”
Man replies, “My wife asked me to stay at this place…she will return soon.”

So I was just surfing the web looking for some thing to kill my time. And I found a Gtalk Bot that translates English to Hindi. Not a big deal. Here is my conversation with the bot.

Kumar: fuck you
en2hi: तुम बकवास
Kumar: screw you
en2hi: तुम पेंच
Kumar: get lost
en2hi: दफा हो जाओ
Kumar: motherfucker
en2hi: कमीने
Kumar: i love you
en2hi: मैं आपसे प्यार करता / करती हूँ
Kumar: go to hell
en2hi: भाड़ में जाओ
Kumar: go fuck yourself you fucker
en2hi: कमीने तुमने अपने आप को बकवास जाना
Kumar: looser
en2hi: पराजित
Kumar: you are a looser
en2hi: तुम एक पराजित कर रहे हैं

These bots are not 100% perfect but good time killer.
Then I wasn’t feeling well,so I decided to sleep early. And I had a dream that I am suffering from swine flu and US Govt. is going to deport me. YIKES!!!

This is the best use of Google Map. Map all the taverns and liquor selling shops and joints and do mention what kind of liquor and pricing compared to neighboring cities/place. This is the best Google Maps Mashup I have seen

Some pieces of conversation between me and my pal

Me: i think i will b dead in another 10 mins
Adnan: acha, msg me wen u r dead
Kumar: oh sure, I will invite every one for my funeral and for U I will send return tickets
Adnan: fine fine, will there b concert?