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Blue Theme Track - stupid lyrics

Montu — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:00:42 +0000

Blue theme track is high on beats but lyrics are totally stupid. No sense at all. The music and lyrics simply tell that ARR is manufacturing tunes and some one can buy those tunes and paste lyrics. Stupid.

Need volunteers

Montu — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:43:57 +0000

I will be straight forward. I need volunteers who are ready to kill and get killed. Those volunteers will be remembered throughout the history. The jobs is not so simple. The men I am looking for need to have courage to kill men and women alike without any hitch. They need to be ruthless. The task is to murder anyone or everyone involved in producing, directing, developing Lux Perfect Bride, specially people who are voting Hitesh’s mom as mom of the week. They need to be shot at sight. Apart from these, producer, director and actors of all the soap operas are also on my list.

website of Idea Cellular talkforindia.in hacked???

Montu — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:22:08 +0000

Walk and talk sir jee.

But before doing anything check the website sir jee.

idea cellular have been promoting this “healthy” talk, that you walk when you talk on your cell phone. Quite interesting. And useful too. Here is a snapshot when I tried to visit the website. Now, dont ask me how I landed there but some how it happened.

Click here for more…

If you do visit the website, you can see some garbage text on A B Baby Abhi-Shake’s photograph. Another look
This work of art is either by some factory produced MCA/B Tech or some small time hacker.

Slapped for speaking in Hindi

Montu — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:02:38 +0000

No one, believe me, not even if you put all the galaxies together, can match Indians.

They were not Raj Thakre’s men, they were MLA’s elected by people of Maharashstra. They were representing people. What they did was possibly what people who voted for them wanted them to do. Add this to the list of issues my motherland is facing, though not infinite but still I can’t count all the issues. I would have never heard Abu Azmi’s name in my life but thanks to MNS, I know Abu Azmi is “the MLA” who was slapped for taking oath in Hindi. Hindi, for uninformed is national language of India. This reminds me anti Hindi movement in Tamil Nadu. Anything that opposes national values is anti national and Indian leadership, like any other Indian including me, wont dare to challenge those opposer. I am angry with Raj Thakre and more angry with people who voted for him.

Facebook? What is Facebook? :P

Montu — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:20:59 +0000

Created by Oatmeal

Tu Hi Haqeeqat from Tum Mile

Montu — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:38:19 +0000

2 days ago, I heard on TV, I was not looking at the screen at that time but had to look at screen after hearing, so I heard that Anu Malik was complaining or criticising or downplaying Indian Music composers for plagiarizing/copying/lifting tunes from foreign, specially Pakistani music. I looked at tv screen to make sure it was Anu Malik not any one else. To my surprise it was Anu Malik, this helped me understand meaning of Indian saying, “Chor machaye shor”.

Why would Anu Malik make such a statement?
I have reason. He is out of work and is mostly spending his time judging performers on reality shows. And what is the reason behind him being out of work? Pritam. Pritam is seriously giving a tough competition to Anu Malik. He is so creative(?) that Anu is out of business. OK. Anu Malik is not really out of business but yes, Pritam is giving a tough time to Anu in copying Music. Now whenever I see a music album by Pritam, I am assured that it will have some good music and even if it is a genuine piece of work by Pritam, his reputation makes me think that is copied and I am forced to find links and hence use Google and hence wastage of bandwidth and …

In any case, “Tu Hi Haqeeqat” from “Tum Mile” beautifully sung by “Javed Ali” is a good piece. I like Javed Ali’s voice. I like his qawwali number “Arziyan” from “Delhi 6″ and “Jashn-e-bahara” from Jodha Akbar.

Moved to new place

Montu — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:39:47 +0000

Shameless Self Promotion is back on track at new place.

Moving to new place

Montu — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:17:52 +0000

Shameless self promotion is moving to a new place

Feature vs Bug

Montu — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:18:23 +0000

Until unless it doesn’t cause my application to crash, it is a feature.

Do you know the way to Chandigarh?

Montu — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:46:24 +0000

After college I made some very good friends in Chandigarh. Chandigarh can be covered in just half an hour. Its very small city. Too small. Too urban. No one knows who lives in adjoining home or worse in the adjoining room. I met my sweetheart in Chandigarh. Too many things in my life happened in Chandigarh.

The Bhatura King, pop corns and “expresso” coffee around fountain plaza, Deepak radio, Indian Cafe House still beats Cafe Coffee day and Barista, having tandoori paranthas at midnight at bus stand, weekend carnivals, Woodland showroom, my Levi’s and Wrangles jeans, my T-s, shopping with bhaiya, bhabhi, Titli aka Navneet, Bhawu , Nitin, Shikhs, Bunty and even with Naga, and then my endless trips to Sukhna Lake with Shubhranshu for NSTP or in short bird watching, and Fried rice with Rajmah at Stu C with NSTP, and oh that coffee after the meal at StuC never kept me awake, (-|, Dr. Khosla’s dinosaurs, and museum in sector 10, PGIMER,22 sector and Shikha’s fetish for ear rings, and my darling’s inability to find any dhang ki item in Shastri market, where her roomies used to go for shopping…

…I miss Chandigarh

I Chandigarh.

Dionne Warwick is not so common name in India(sadly Metallica is). Here are some lines of a song written just for her:
Fame and fortune is a magnet.
It can pull you far away from home
With a dream in your heart you are never alone.
Dreams turn into dust and blow away
And there you are without a friend
You pack your car and ride away

The songs is “Do you know the way to San Jose?”