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This is an email, which was sent to me by a “software engineer” part of my team. I have changed names for obvious reasons:

Today I seen XYZ code base with URLs comparing. My Remote shell pcu code Base is not related to That URL. so, I find in that on trunk, XYZ code is related code base so that code base and URLs I am observing only. because I don’t have permission to web browser. 
My other colleagues and I were wondering how the hell he go into our team? Things do happen.

1. You are sick of loud and outrageous comedies of Button Khula Hai Akshay Kumar.
2. You dont feel happy & gay after watching K-Jo flicks.
3. You are a Rajni KantH fan and or love to watch outrageous gravity defying scenes that challenge your intelligence. (The extra Hetch H is intentional.)
4. You are a pervert and watch any movie that has an item number, specially if the item number was performed by Malaika Arora Khan.
5. You promote newcomer, regard less of how good or bad they act.
6. You are curious to know why every other person watches Dabangg, doesn’t find anything special in the movie and still asks you to watch the movie once. (Do note, I am one of those who is recommending you this movie.)
7. You are sick of watching reruns of CID or some crappy reality show or sob sob Saas/Bahu/Behen/Bhabhi…soap operas or prefixed cricket matches on TV.
8. You want to donate your hard earned money to multiplexes who charge you 3 times the actual price of anything.
9. You have nothing else to do.
10. You are a die hard Salman Khan fan. Salman carries the movie and no one else can do this.

Do watch Dabangg.

This is a forward mail from my bro Bittu Bhai Zee AKA Ankur Sharma, he holds a diploma in French as well as German Language and is a Software professional currently at U of the K serving the Queen.

The European Commission has just announced that English will be the preferred official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.

 During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.  In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. 

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